Lexi ✰

the cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity, and the gumption || possible muppet

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is what it feels like when other people constantly project onto you

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

let me know when you’re here so i can lower the drawbridge

[🍊Lou Lubally🍊 🆘🇻🇪 Comms Open! @LouLubally]

This

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

calling my grandpa the vagueposting king because he has dementia

[eliza @supaspicypickl]

I rate movies according to how much I had fun watching it I’m not a movie critic

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

genie: you have three wishes

me: i wish my body tea

genie: you still have three wishes henny

me: yess sis gag it

[grace ꪆৎ @chaeriiqt]

my favourite kink is unprompted reassurance

[Nick ☭ 🌱 @redf0undation]

what time is the communist party

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Bonjour Delilah what’s it like in Quebec city

[Lexi ✰ @loserlikelexi]

Walked into work with my fly down

[Bucky ꩜ | NIN 9/6 & 2/5 @AbandonedBucky]

petplay scenario: I’m a deer so you blind me with headlights then hit me with your car at 80 mph

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Got good news bro

I’m pregnant with laughter

Got better news tho

Ur the father bro

Ur the father

[Nour @Dattfineshyt]

I wanna be your air fryer or whatever Arctic Monkeys said

[r @6ffside]

this is what baseball is about.

[lesby @lesbiankoschei]

quando tu editando no docs e encontra outra pessoa la

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

i’m deeply sorry for being so funny and sexy, idk what’s my problem

[Sarah Burssty (MOVING SOON!) @SarahBurssty]

the radio star:

[josh @joshypooper]

playing devils advoclit

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

"will you match my freak" No, i'm freakier than you, this is a competition and i'm winning

[mi ow @meowsback]

i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m insanely hilarious and my heart is so full of love and light i’m so fucking sorry