Sen. Jebron Lames🇺🇲

Proudly representing Northeast Ohio's 43rd District.

Standing up for a strong America through expanding trade, strengthening alliances & driving innovation.

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Another excellent meeting with the esteemed George Soros during the Geneva Policy & Leadership Retreat. A constructive exchange on global economic trends, democratic institutions, and long-term risk.

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@Q_Review Seriously, for a movement that has been collectively hating on septum piercings for a decade, I don't get their weird, rapey obsession with her.

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@Snap_Mimic @ediblplaydough Doesn't hit the same way. Shit from a butt works because of the contrast between the vulgar shit and the decidedly not-vulgar butt.

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@Kerryist04 Why are we acting like the DNC will clear the field for her? Zero chance of that happening.

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@jimmygandhi @avidseries He never would have won if he'd done that. It's what his base loves about him.

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@varrock @butleriano Obvious bait. Chicagoans will be out in force.

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@redaction @robstersauce Dune, but "What if I added magic samurai, cowboys, and WW2 dogfights?"

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@gregthesorcerer My God, they look like so much fun to kick.

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@marcvelitrae @RichardHanania It's not a stretch by any means. Russia suffered 7 times as many casualties in Afghanistan as we did in half the time. They are organizationally incompetent.

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@TheStalwart @jmhorp The United States itself has a fascinating monetary history. For the better part of the 1800s, the currency was based on gold AND silver simultaneously, which obviously makes no sense, since the ratio between the two varies.

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@TheStalwart @jmhorp It was both. The coin had a face value based on its metal content, but some rulers would debase their currencies with cheaper metal (and not disclose that fact) to make it stretch further.

Historically, people would pick up the difference and "bad money drives out good".

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@ValeraSZN Literally any team would have taken Bazzana. No point in dwelling on it.

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@e_p0st25748 @atlanticesque On cheap land. That no longer exists in these places.

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@stevenkwanshat Cannot believe that guy actually typed all that up and said, "Yeah, looks good, post". Mfer writes like a C-average 7th grader.

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@eatingthattreat @mlstrat It's amazing, you forget that humidity even exists.

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@GfloDough @damintoell Instead of wasting time on someone deliberately missing a point? Yeah, I think I'll bounce.

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@GfloDough @damintoell Bro it's not a crime, learn to read, god damn

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@GfloDough @damintoell Drinking beer isn't a crime. This is about the sentiment that if you break a thing down into its broadest possible components, it loses its meaning.

Kash Patel having a beer is not a problem. The Director of the FBI looking like a frat bro at the Olympics is a problem.

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@PullNews @BenjiBacker Right, clearly it wasn't all the emissions regulations. No, it was that people just decided to stop their cars from polluting.

Heartwarming.

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@goodnesswfists @StefanFrancisci Because we can't stomach the thought of walking further than the driveway🇺🇸