Loserville Mayor

Here for a good time not for a long time

[Tony Castricone @Castricone]

A 2-star QB scrambling for potentially the national-championship-winning touchdown on 4th down in his hometown against his hometown team after winning the Heisman for the most losing program of all time while his mother with MS screams for joy from her seat is possibly the limit of how good sports can get

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

@PFTCommenter Duke lost 5 games

[John Kriesel @johnkriesel]

Excellent statement from Bernie Sanders.

[KFAN1003 @KFAN1003]

"This two year stretch in of itself will end up being in the sports economic textbooks as literally the most shining example of how to screw up your own franchise."

@DanBarreiroKFAN did not hold back on the Pohlad family's announcement today that they will not be selling the team after all.

@iHeartRadio

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

“The big bang theory doesn’t make sense”

Buddy nothing makes sense. What the hell is a black hole

We don’t even know what’s at the bottom of the ocean

You’re reading this message on a rectangle of melted sand with a chip inside that harnesses the power of lightning

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

@thorku @PAOnTheMic The HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT??? to end it is perfect

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

@ChefReactions Des Moines is fun! Court Ave, El Bait Shop, breakfast at Truman’s, have had a great time there

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The most iconic pause music in video game history

[𝕛𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 @spardisjx]

skol 😒

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

Darnold should’ve just dropped the ball there and it wouldn’t have been a sack

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Duck

Must retweet to receive good gambling luck

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

@thorku He’s there for a Christmas party, Christmas in Hollis Queens is on the soundtrack, it prominently features the phrase “Ho Ho Ho”, I don’t see why this is a debate

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If someone doesn’t like Prince I actually get a little angry with them. I’m a big Bob Dylan fan but I get that. The mumbling and shit, alright, hey, you do you. But not with Prince. I’m always like “What the fuck do you mean ‘I don’t like Raspberry Beret’? Listen to yourself!!”

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

@PaulCharchian If you’d had that kind of faith you wouldn’t have been terrified of life without Kirk

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

Sell me all the games at twice the price to save me the aggravation of having to sign up for 6 different services, I’m begging you @NFL

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Bunny. Retweet or you’ll have bad gambling luck all season

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

I wonder how people who don't believe in curses rationalize the history of the Minnesota Vikings

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

@DJ_Robertson1 @cywheela @Twins Not going to disagree with the Twins thinking bottom line first, but Tyler Mahle was a massive deadline deal, López and Dyson also significant. They all worked out horribly, but that’s a different type of problem…

[Loserville Mayor @loservillechron]

@DanBarreiroKFAN @JonKrawczynski Thankful you guys were on today, normally don’t get this affected by the passing of people I’ve never met, but this one makes me pretty sad, the memories helped