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[Echelon Fitness @Echelon_Fit]

@JoeBiden We hear you can’t bring your Peloton to the White House due to security concerns. With our EX-5 bike, you can use a secure phone or tablet to connect with our instructors and community. Ride with us, @POTUS!

[Dos Equis @DosEquis]

He once pitched a perfect game at a home run competition.

[Dos Equis @DosEquis]

His lemonade stand grossed 4.5 million its first year.

[Dos Equis @DosEquis]

His sand sculptures have working plumbing.

[Dos Equis @DosEquis]

Earth is down to him.

[Dos Equis @DosEquis]

With German and Mexican origins it’s all about International Beer Day.

[Dos Equis @DosEquis]

He can speed read in Braille.

[1Nameless2 @TTime_414]

“@DosEquis: #ZombieSharks ʎʇsɹᴉɥʇʎɐʇS# ˙ɯᴉɥ ʎq pǝzᴉlᴉqoɯɯᴉ ǝq oʇ dn ǝuᴉl sʞɹɐɥS http://t.co/tMV5FsgPf6” @CaleG24 @SpensMitch 😤

[Dos Equis @DosEquis]

.@MensHumor never mess with a creature that’s higher up the food chain or on the chain that could possibly serve you food. #ZombieSharks

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Officer Doesn’t See A Difference Between Black, Light-Skinned Black Suspects http://t.co/CcPjWa2JtL

[p. @loseweightwithp]

@AskAmex I think so. I appreciate you Courtney!

[p. @loseweightwithp]

@AskAmex What's more is that I stopped using my Chase Freedom card, which DOES give 1% cash back on purchases. So, using AMEX cost me $$$$?

[p. @loseweightwithp]

@AskAmex Yes, Courtney! I kind of feel like it has. I was sold the card by saying it was 1% cash back on purchases. This is important to me.

[p. @loseweightwithp]

@AskAmex What is going on with my Amex Cashback rewards? I have spent close to 10,000 and have earned $36.

[p. @loseweightwithp]

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[p. @loseweightwithp]

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[p. @loseweightwithp]

I can't get enough of this shit! http://t.co/B9vTtX2WU6 #Top5DosEquis

[p. @loseweightwithp]

I just voted for Dos Equis as the week's best ad. http://t.co/B9vTtX2WU6 #Top5DosEquis

[Dos Equis @DosEquis]

He can triple axel in snow shoes. #StayThirsty #Sochi #FigureSkating

[Dos Equis @DosEquis]

He knows the word uncle in 213 languages. But he has never said uncle.