Akshay Harish

a logical collection of illogical contemplations | ಯೌವನದಲ್ಲೆ ವೈರಾಗ್ಯ

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

Parks the car.
Steps out.
Locks the car.

Takes 5 steps.

Brain to me: "DID YOU LOCK THE CAR?!"
Locks the car again.

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

At Chinnaswamy, there is no such thing as par score

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

@hemanthrao11 @Nwinshankar @Janardhan_11 What percent of a movie’s budget is reserved for marketing? And how is it allocated between the different marketing channels (like newspaper, YouTube, etc)?

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

My friend started cooking ಮೂಲಂಗಿ ಹುಳಿ and he burnt it. I started making rice and I burnt that too.
Our neighbor yelled from the balcony, “is this how you ಸೀಸ್ the day?”

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

ಸತ್ತಮೇಲೆ ಏನಿಲ್ಲ, ಬದುಕಿ ಬಾಳಿ.
Jolly jolly, ಎಲ್ಲ jolly.

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

ತಂಪಾದ ಸಂಜೆಯಲಿ ಇಂಪಾದ ಗಾಳಿ.
Jolly jolly, ಎಲ್ಲ jolly.

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

ಒಂದು plate ಇಡ್ಲಿ, ಮೂರು ಬೆಣ್ಣೆ ಖಾಲಿ.
Jolly jolly, ಎಲ್ಲ jolly.

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

@iamstake I read it as Mahalakshmi Layout, Bengaluru. Legit thought they’ll perform at Kamalammana Gundi

[Siva Narayanan @K2_181]

Planning to build an app where we can rate and review potholes in Bengaluru. I recently saw a 7-star pothole and felt sad that it wasn't getting the recognition it deserved.

Who's in?

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

@asura_bi This should be on a tshirt 💯

[Shashank Suresh @naanobba_kalla]

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

Not going to the gym because there is a lot of tax on short term gains.

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

@sahana_srik There should be a masala dose crawl

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

@Shakhahaari @thovinoth @anonoxymoron1 @DosaSpeaks @filmycorner9 @IamHCB @nanna_prakaara @PrimeVideoIN @KadakkC @NamCinema @KannadaCineOTT @sandeepsunkad13 US Prime alli release yavaga?
Currently unavailable.

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

Shift in mentality at RCB to back their bowlers.

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

THE REDEMPTION OF YASH DAYAL.

He was smashed 5 sixes in 5 balls last year, came back this year to RCB and performed excellently. Tonight when 17 were needed of 6, MS smashed a 110M six, from then on he went on to win it for RCB and took them to Playoffs. 🤯🏆

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

@the_parashara @bulllkingg Yav movie bro?

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

90% of design thinking is thinking you’re great at design thinking

[Charles Patterson @CharlesPattson]

90% of design is thinking you're a terrible designer

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

Sometimes I figure out how my life is going based on the ads I’m targeted for

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

Hold on, my South Indian mind thought this was ಪೂಜೆ ಸಾಮಗ್ರಿ - ಕಾಯಿ, ಹಣ್ಣು, ಕರ್ಪೂರ, ಅಗರಬತ್ತಿ

[𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗬 @TheWarKitchen]

Eastern Europeans eat like this and live to 200 years old.

[Akshay Harish @lostbagur]

@PokiriKohli @the_parashara Adrenaline eruption - can’t describe it better