Dean D

[MJD517 @MJD517280575]

@HardRockBet Are you going to follow suit with other sportsbooks and award the 2nd shot on target for Haaland or are you going to follow @OptaJoe and their criminality? In what universe is this not a SOG? All credibility is lost…

[#GamblinAddict 🇺🇸 @SCHOTTENHEIM3R]

@PrizePicks SHOT ON TARGET FIX IT HAALAND HAS 2

[SIR AHMED @midopido21]

Late night finds

[Harry Brooks @hbrooks_coach]

Tel - played for Bayern Munich at 16, France U21 captain despite all the generational talent
Kolo Muani - played in a World Cup final, scored goals for Juve last season, cost PSG 100m
Xavi - cost 50m+ , starts for Holland, excelled in Bundesliga, eredevisie and came through at Barca and PSG
Odobert - constantly performs for France u21, has performed very high levels in major league football before 20
Gray - England u21 international, 100+ (I think) first team appearances before 20
Palhinha - Portugal international, bought by Bayern Munich for 30m less than two years ago
Porro - starts for Spain, linked before with Madrid
Van De Ven - starts for Holland, linked with Madrid

I could go on.

These are not bad players. At all.

[Brock ⚽️ @StunningSpurs]

#THFC league positions since 2011-2012:

2011-12: 4th (Redknapp)
2012-13: 5th (AVB)
2013-14: 6th (AVB, Sherwood)
2014-15: 5th (Pochettino)
2015-16: 3rd (Pochettino)
2016-17: 2nd (Pochettino)
2017-18: 3rd (Pochettino)
2018-19: 4th (Pochettino)
2019-20: 6th (Pochettino, Mourinho)
2020-21: 7th (Mourinho, Mason)
2021-22: 4th (Nuno, Conte)
2022-23: 8th (Conte, Stellini, Mason)
2023-24: 5th (Postecoglou)
2024-25: 17th (Postecoglou)
2025-26: 14th (Frank)

Key points:

- Tottenham have the lowest net spend (£29 million) in the #PL from 2014-2019. Pochettino achieves an average league position of 3.4 during this stretch.

- Tottenham become the first #PL club in history not to make a summer signing on August 9, 2018, and they subsequently do not sign anyone in January 2019 either. Pochettino finishes 4th.

- No players signed from 2/1/18 until 7/2/19 (516 days), which largely contributes to the lackluster league positions in 19/20 and 20/21.

- Moved into THS in April 2019.

- After signing zero players in 516 days, Pochettino reaches a #UCL final. He is sacked 171 days later.

- Clear drop off after Pochettino was sacked in November 2019.

- 2023/24 financial results show that #THFC report a 42% wage to turnover ratio, by far the lowest in the #PL. Subsequent league positions following this report are 17th and 14th.

- Failure to address key areas in the squad (lack of squad depth to cope with injuries) contributes to the steady decline in league position from 22/23 to present.

- #THFC go through 8 managers in 7 seasons from 19/20 to present. 5 of the 8 managers play defensive football.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

It’s not bad luck, it’s pure negligence. We deserve to be where we are. The situation will not change until we do.

#COYS

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber.

Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie.

Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract).

Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Gyokeres.

Did your second-choice striker get injured? No problem, here’s £70m for Eze.

No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.

[Dean D @lostbrownbear]

@Unc1eAnt There you go!!!!!

[Talking THFC @TalkingTHFC]

Heung-Min Son has one of the most ridiculous goal catalogues of all-time ✨️

Today as good a day as ever to give it a watch 🇰🇷🍿

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚀 @blthfc]

Poch’s Spurs were labelled as serial bottlers for not winning the biggest trophies with a net spend lower than Burnley and QPR

Anything about Arsenal from the media? Or is it they’re unlucky and will bounce back with another £300m stimulus

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

Some of the Most Intriguing Moments from History. A Thread🧵

1. Saddam Hussein captured by the United States military in December 2003

[Wheelsy @alexwheelsy]

If we win 4-0 I will get out the wheelchair and do backflips

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I hate my beard, it's itchy and irritates my skin, and a pain to maintain. However I can never shave it off as I have no chin at all. My wife has never seen me without a beard and I'm afraid she would leave me if she did.

[El Fantasma ➐ @tregminator]

@bet365 you are taking the piss. Why there’s no option for cash out and your shit app is not refreshing all of a sudden????

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I spend at least 5 minutes a day trying to move stuff using Telekinesis. I'm interested to know how long other people spend on this.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

genius

[Reece Wabara @ReeceWabara]

Discipline is the strongest form of self-love

It’s ignoring todays want, for tomorrows needs

The future you is dependant on the current you, it reveals the dedication you have towards your dreams & self-made promises

It distinguishes those who just talk & those who take action

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

❤️

[Dean D @lostbrownbear]

@fesshole Just proves, money can't buy you glass.... I'll see myself out 👋👋🚪

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

This table tennis rally is unbelievable 🤯�