Nick Roorda

spaghetti boys back in action jumping out windows and shit

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

La pasta sul piatto é la nostra pasta

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

#21 Wennberg is getting first goal in game 7
#seattlekraken #AlaskaAirGoals

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🛫 RT TO WIN 🛬

It’s another #FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes! Hit retweet for a shot at 50,000 @AlaskaAir miles + a gameday package! https://t.co/uJOxLRpyjK

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@KingJames @TomBrady Can’t wait to see you guys in #PHX on 1/19 and 1/25 for Christmas week!

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Haters after my vibe again

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Personally I get the best vibes listening to music by the album

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

I think of my best tweets while I’m driving so I have to text and drive before I forget

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

You can tell a lot about a person by their socks

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

@paramounthelp I’m getting error code 3005 what do I do

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@askparamount my shit’s lagging bruh

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

Life is not you. It’s outside you. Don’t let them hide any of it from you. Go get it.

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

Hell really hath no fury like a woman scorned

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

At the gym no headphones
Building a body she’ll never touch again

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

If you stand on the edge of existence and shoot an arrow, where would it go?

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

Is it really easier to imagine the end of the world than it is to imagine the end of capitalism?

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

@paramountplus my subtitles are black with no background and I can’t read them. help??

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

The shorter the grass the taller the tree

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

Where is even the line between corny and romantic

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

If I die put my tinder bio on my tombstone

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

Call my bong Fido cuz it does the trick

[Nick Roorda @lostinthepasta]

Lost Andjealous, CA, USA