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Veronica Mars was smarter than me. "Unless it is." Avid tv watcher, reader, concert & Broadway goer. McFly have my whole heart. Remember to smile. she/her 🦋

[✨ tessily ✨ @sickkwitch]

it’s always been orange and black? with purple and poison green as supporting characters

[The Freight God aka Bucknasty @joebuck125]

Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise

[Dailymeow @Dailymeoww1]

Listen to the sound he makes as he lands his strike, just like a kung fu master! 😂🥋

[joan ✨🥘☘️ @scotchsoupmaker]

birth plan is just play “i’ll make a man out of you” from mulan as loud as possible and shoot the baby out like a tshirt cannon

[Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd]

Charles Shulz really drew a black and white dog and went “He’s a beagle” and we all went…yeah okay that checks out.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

i once knew this girl who hated being the center of attention so she threw a “casual” party, got married mid-celebration, wore a dress that fully showed her 4-month bump, and cut a cake that was blue inside. girl literally said: THERE. i’m married, pregnant, and it’s a boy. we’re done. GOODBYE.

[averyluna333 @lucky_chair]

Lead us not in to penn station

[Brad @color_me_bradd]

This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.

[Mark @Marknit0]

I hate when ppl are funnier than me😭

[Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙 @antares_ojo_o]

Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads

[Rayedar @RayedarHQ]

Real heels were used as part of Raye’s performance of “Click Clack Symphony.” at the Royal Albert Hall.

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Hey so this is the best commercial created in my lifetime and it's not close

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

The accuracy 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

[𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕟𝔹𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 @_DamnBucky]

🎃🧛‍♂️👻🍻🤣😂🍻

[…Andrew Will Know Us by the Trail of the Dead @abndesigns]

I can’t really explain this, but onomatopoeically vermillion should be a shade of green

[۟ @pykumku]

didn't realize pythagorean theorem day was a thing and now i get to experience my first and last one of my lifetime

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!

10/24/26

10² + 24² = 26²

This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.

[pip🫧 aatober🥳 @gloww0rms]

Ur blatantly just not me nan

[Rayedar @RayedarHQ]

Raye had the entire Royal Albert Hall audience jumping to “Life Boat.”!

[Rayedar @RayedarHQ]

Raye and her Grandad Michael performing “Fields.” together at the Royal Albert Hall!