Mrs Old Tucker 💙

Owner of a cyber-neck. Mother to the Furry Fuckhead & Angry Walnut (Tiny Maniac 🌈🐶) wife of Old. Described as 'a bit of a twat, but the good sort'.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

This isn’t a creepy way to sell a jacket on eBay at all, is it? 😳🔪☠

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

Also, hello.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

Painted my nails. Now need a wee. Mega.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@Mr_Husky1 3. Without a shadow of a doubt. It’s the most flattering and looks absolutely stunning on you. Also, your mum is extremely talented.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@roman_golushko @Citizen_baker This is perfect.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

Hello. I’m enjoying Barton being found guilty of being a sack of shite. How’s your Friday shaping up?

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@mostly_grumpy ❤️

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

Felt guilty about getting the Furry Fuckhead - a bit like a betrayal. But we now think TM somehow influenced it, and regardless we think she’d be ok about it. AW was beside herself losing TM, so couldn’t believe her eyes when we brought this new knobhead home. She’s in love 🥰

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@heartshapedoll Ours too, Doll x

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

Hello. Look who’s joined the family. We think The Tiny Maniac had a paw in her coming into our lives, because she’s a furry fuckhead. Not a replacement (💔) but a beautiful addition, helping to heal our hearts. Say hi to Winnie & her chinny beard.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

I cried multiple times - happiness at having a chinny-bearded pup, missing the Tiny Maniac, joy for AW. I’ll never ever not miss TM because she was a fucking legend, but this stealthy bugger is definitely helping the old broken heart.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@Pazza7 Can barely contain her excitement and joy ❤️ Two nutters together. It’s quite the effort, training both f them on how to play together sensibly.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@Pazza7 I’ve never tried them, but I’m going to suggest they’re magnificent. TM was the only dog to ever be obsessed with them…until now.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@Pazza7 She’s a furry fireball. Hoping to get her to stop stealth-shitting in the house. Getting there… 🤞🏻she’s bloody brilliant though. I cried when I met her ❤️

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@22CaratEwok Isn’t it?! TM had a white star on her chest as a pup, and when I first picked her up she licked my nostrils. When we met Winnie last weekend, I picked her up and she put her paw on my face and licked my nostrils. A SIGN. Both nose -weirdos.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@DarlaLek @veritasalways1 OMFG 😳

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@DrGW0 Ours is online (with pics if appropriate)/phone. They allocate a nominated GP to triage all requests & rarely do I find one unavailable. They text back same day with app depending on severity & need, prioritising young kids too. It works well but I recognise we’re probs lucky.

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@TerfSchool I read the comments & responses; it’s clear she has the support of her parents. I therefore don’t think you can say anything, as it will put your position at risk regardless. You don’t say where you’re from, but I’d be very wary of being drawn into more detailed conversation

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@mostly_grumpy 2 things:

1. Soz about your bad feet
2. I’ve started wearing crocs through choice and I’m 100% converted. You may disown me

[Mrs Old Tucker 💙 @lostownos]

@rexs_ma @DorisDaydreams @WrenKitchens It should restart from point of replacement, as it’s new like for like. Personally I’d challenge for a refund, as the kitchen is not fit for purpose. You are within your rights to challenge. I know it’s a faff, but twice in as many years means it’s very likely to happen again.

[tern @1goodtern]

Oh my word.
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