Tristan

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Unironically this is twitter

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga that was they mama😭

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[Yugopnik @Yugopnik]

Dude they have literal anti-Asmongold divisions in China

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[Shiina @ShiinaBR]

KING SPRITE LVL 5 GIVES YOU 300 PICKAXE DAMAGE 💀

(120 Damage against players)

[𝕭𝖆𝖒 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓 @BamSullivan]

Can't raise minimum wage because it will kill jobs.

Can't raise taxes on the bourgeoisie class because it will kill jobs.

Can't ditch oil because it will kill jobs.

But when these companies replace 50% of their workforce with AI, it's "sorry, that's just the way it goes."

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[THEE KAYTRANADA @kaytrathomas]

The entire album was mixed by me on FL Studio. 😝

[pb @tlofpab]

quando a ficha cai e você percebe que sua personalidade é exatamente como se seu pai e sua mãe tivessem um filho

[Colin @colinarmis]

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

people’s memories are so bad they can’t even remember the time before the trans culture war. literally no one cared. republicans didnt care. it wasn’t a concern until they had to make something up to make you angry and stupid. we have hard proof that it’s a hoax but no one cares

[𝑵𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆 💫 @NegativeNimble]

Never in all my days have I seen a motherfucker wind up his PUMCH so hard it literally starts to pull you in. https://t.co/UlrB84U5IF

[✨️ STRATOS ✨️ @Stratos_arts]

Also holder of my fav tweet ever

[Tristan @lostristann]

@Wilson__Valdez idk trying to blame any streamer for the outcome of a presidential election is insane to me. Harris ran a weak as fuck campaign, she ran on nothing and shifted to right throughout her campaign. saying "well I'm not as bad as the other guy" is what losers do. and she lost.

[Tristan @lostristann]

@wesrtrstr88531 @HeyItsVadim Most eastern European countries are more homophobic than America and western European countries. Even your example doesn't recognize gay marriage, known for being homophobic, and only a month ago recognized a same sex couple as a family

[liam @sasukesugu]

what non sorcerers saw in shibuya

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

“You just want Invincible to look like jujutsu kaisen”
Well yes, jujutsu kaisen looks really nice

[Tristan @lostristann]

@DrilItooth @LudovicoPichler @theComposer79 @WomanDefiner They used to have public executions for pickpockets. And there would be pickpockets working the crowd of the execution. It doesn't incentivise less crime, it incentivizes you to not get caught, by any means

[Con Ray | game dev arc @ConRayArt]

The full quote is better:

“You’re in the circus, bro, goin, ‘doesn’t anyone else see that we’re surrounded by clowns?’ Brother, give your nose a squeak for me and tell me whatchya hear.”