Dakota Sweeney

~Your favorite lesbian~ Professional Burrito Roller *I'm better at writing words than saying them* 9/21/16 💕

[Dakota Sweeney @lostsomewhere8]

@__hAshBrown__ This got me

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cooper. He likes to eat rocks. But today he didn’t. Wanted to show you he’s maturing. His churlish days are behind him. 13/10

[Josh Sundquist @JoshSundquist]

Zillow is like Tinder for married people

[Dakota Sweeney @lostsomewhere8]

On episode 4 and it has opened my eyes to my chaotic relationship with my own parents and how our culture today portrays grieving. And my emotional ass has actually only cried once which is surprising!

[Serena ⚓️🐙🌊 @fatherserena]

Guess who’s back in California

[Dakota Sweeney @lostsomewhere8]

@AwesomeSauceAmy @fvmero Engraved ?

[Dakota Sweeney @lostsomewhere8]

@fatherserena

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

Alexa, play Reflection 🐉
#Mulan #Halloween18

[Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons]

I'd like to introduce you to the Simpsons, the knifest people you'll ever meet! #EverySimpsonsEver

[Dakota Sweeney @lostsomewhere8]

@Target @AskTarget @Target @AskTarget @Target

[Dakota Sweeney @lostsomewhere8]

@Target I need someone to contact me ASAP about my target red card because the employee that I was dealing with decided to hang up on me, so I guess I have to deal with this over Twitter

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Today, I send out love to each and every one of you reading this. Every single one of you. We are one world. We all need love. We all want comfort. Let’s give it to each other.

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Deeply saddened by the news out of Pittsburgh, devastated by this senseless cycle of violence we find ourselves trapped in. Disgusted by our repulsive President who continues to stoke the flame of bigotry and intolerance at the root. This is terrorism. Mourning, but not defeated.

[Dakota Sweeney @lostsomewhere8]

@itsashlyperez Vero Beach FL

[Dakota Sweeney @lostsomewhere8]

@fatherserena @__hAshBrown__ Wait I want an update too

[Summer @summer95]

I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek)

[Dakota Sweeney @lostsomewhere8]

I’m going through the bank drive thru bra-less because @fatherserena told me to

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

happy anniversary of the day harry styles followed me on twitter and i bought the whole buzzfeed office an ice cream cake and dairy queen produced this absolute monstrosity that failed to capture the momentousness of this milestone