Pat Garrison

Texas made.

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

Got a blister on my finger the size of Rhode island from swinging a hammer all day. Stay in school kids.

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

#BrazilGP08

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USA! USA! USA! #COTA #USGP #AlexanderRossi

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

Yuppies everywhere

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

The department of redundancy department

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This is the life

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

Drinking beer and showering at the same time. Because I'm and "adult" n shit.

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

If Donald Trump becomes president he will probably try to get rid of these too. #prick

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

There's more bicycles on south congress than cars right now. It's too quiet.

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

I want my wrists so cold I got pneumonia in my fists

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

@DOHC_Supreme I know the struggle bro. Texans aren't made for that kinda shit

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

@DOHC_Supreme wait til winter. I bet you'll be missing Texas then lmao

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

@DrizyDrunkRoger #OGjiggler #talywackermessiah #washedupmessiah

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

Pearl-Snap cans everywhere

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

And a J.

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And breakfast tacos

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

Someone bring me coffee. Please and thank you.

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

People should come to my house and drink burr

[Pat Garrison @lostsouthernkid]

Is it weird that I like the way aluminum smells when I sand it? Probably.