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[ňöj @lostworld_noj]

“A book that ends with no last page.” 🎶

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Obsessed with whatever is wrong with Inde

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

[eliz @eliza___v]

POV: you are losing interest in everything.

[‏ً @fwcodex]

everyone at work pretending to care during the meeting

[& @thwundred]

no excuse for her to look this fine

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[The Beyond Reporter @Beyondreporter1]

It appears that the uncut version of Obsession will also be available next week.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fake urgency created by corporate jobs kills me. We’re not doctors, we don’t work in an ER, and we’re not paramedics or firefighters. We work in spreadsheets. You don’t need to circle back for a response an hour later.

[izzy @dayalivias]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

girls be stashing their tummy in their pants like it’s a glock

[K E Z Z 🐐 @y3naware]

Messi’s respect is so special. You don’t tell the Goat to go and warm up😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m usually not one to start conspiracy theories but someone or something is controlling Elmo in this recent video

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

This is by far the funniest content series on the internet right now i really be in tears watching these shits 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[Andrea 🇮🇹🇪🇺 @ClassicalSocdem]

@brdmoedr The worst thing about lifting people from poverty to the middle class is that half of them will turn Hitler immediately

[Iso•lation 🌧️ @ragtimeisaroad]

Watch how you talk to yourself.

[ً ً @ryanjpegg]

Social media will make you think someone’s out of your league, whole time they’re a loser

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

UPDATE: Senator Risa Hontiveros said that she is “seriously considering” running for the position of President come the 2028 elections. | via @feanneperez