ted

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dudes have slutty waists and do nothing with em

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@NovaTheBrit gotchaaaa

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@Binkobonko22 so turns out shrooms don’t do anything for me

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bout to take 3.5gs of shrooms 🌝

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@ImCadeYT toe ticklers :(

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should charge my straight friends money for tolerating their behavior this month

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drunkenly singing karaoke alone in my living rooom yall should rey it

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@RebornMouse severely !!

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@RebornMouse i am secretlt wasted i mean it dawg !!!

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we don’t hate each other or anything like that but if facebook keeps recommending my ex as a friend suggestion i’m going to blow their headquarters up

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@RebornMouse hiiiii mousey

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in other news: we’re at a ramen place rn

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nic and i just went and watched obsession and that was actually fucking insane ?? 😭😭

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@propanexchange my goat

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are any of my friends awake

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@Anania00 i’ve been out at a gay club so i’m very late but happy belated birthday anania, you’re amazing and stunning and i’m so proud of all of the things you’ve accomplished <3333

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@miaumiaumiau666

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have to do the worst thing ever (ask for help) ((i won’t do it even though i desperately need it)) (((kill me)))