Thierry Henry took his children to see his statue. 🥹
One of his kids asked him why he had that serious look.
🗣️ Henry replied:
"I was upset that day… we were playing against Tottenham, and I don't like Tottenham." 😭
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”
Putting Foden on the wing and Trent at holding midfield is like inviting Gordon Ramsey round to cook for a special occasion then getting him to do the ironing while Olly Murs makes a Pot Noodle
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'Indiana Jones and the Great Circle' cinematic gameplay trailer revealed at #XboxDeveloperDirect
Set between 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' and 'The Last Crusade,' the new adventure arrives later this year