Eric Humphrey

SQL DBA. Always learning and perfecting my craft.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@ItsFlo not cool if your automated payment fails then your policy is canceled and by the time you fix now you have a lapse in coverage. FIX THIS.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@SenTedCruz resign now

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@Roku I can't tell which way I should toggle this flag. Please make it more clear. https://t.co/JqYO1wfvg6

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@DoorDash_Help I got delivered someone else's order and I don't care to sign up for your service just to report it. Tried the phone but no luck. Drew And Wendy J will be disappointed.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@DoorDash I got delivered someone else's order and I don't care to sign up for your service just to report it. Tried the phone but no luck. Drew And Wendy J will be disappointed.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

Spent a day and a half, but I finally got databricks reading kusto data. Had to recompile java libraries because of dependency hell. Now, on to databricks for ELT.

[dennylee @dennylee]

Come join Joseph Widen and myself as we dive into Scalable Data Engineering Pipelines with #DeltaLake cc @DeltaLakeOSS https://t.co/gnCw9YUtMP

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@dennylee @DeltaLakeOSS We finally meet. How long have we been connected on Twitter I wonder.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@amica your quote policy is too arduous. Over an hour just for auto another half for a renters policy. How can I expect your claims policy to be any better?

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@gbargsley Internal BI.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

Officially a Microsoft employee in Redmond. This will definitely be an adventure.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@gbargsley @js_0505 Thanks.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

This just helped out with a silly email formatting issue. https://t.co/Yr3j0G2X8k (just in case I need to find this again)

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

If you want to come work at Six Flags overseeing IT at 23 parks, please apply here: https://t.co/JU11uGJ7il

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@MOOYAHBurgers not happy about getting charged $1 just to skip the tomato. Really?

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@Jira Having trouble using MFA to login today. Getting an Oops, that didn't work! message on the verification code entry page.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@oncor your outage map doesn’t work on iOS. It’s the only thing many people have when the power is out.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@RussMartinShow best tanning bed cooking on TV. https://t.co/BwyBuh3zK4

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

@Adzzz_UK Sorry Adzzz. 404s have been fixed.

[Eric Humphrey @lotsahelp]

https://t.co/pCsnr5FAOF #sqljobs