professor snippy ✂

i like squirrels and squirrels like me

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

If a million people each donate 1 knuckles, that's 1,000,000 knuckles donated

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

i call her printing press the way shes the movable type

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

do you know WHY you should never tremble with a newt though. like explain to me WHY you shouldn't do that. because i think you're lying and you don't actually know why you should never tremble with a newt

[Retro Anime @retro_anime]

😭 😭

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

wish i could be as cool as him

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

One tells harsh truths and one tells beautiful lies

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

dont u hate when u leave ur Emotion In Motion Dance Center Lip Balm in a best buy

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

oh no, he ate the powder that makes u want to eat more powder! 😱

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

sweetest gorl in the whole damb world, cutiest bear in the whole damn lair

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

let's lowball ebay sellers with mama

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

i hope someone buys me from the slaughterhouse soon.. im destined to become salami 😟

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

my dad finds the rehearsal unsettling to his cloistered soul

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

chicks these days are always rebuking me in the name of jesus christ. let me tell ya, if it were 1993 i'd be ROLLING in pussy!

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

im alright, BITCH. i hear you, BITCH. im whispering a lullaby for you to come back home, BITCH.

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

anyone else seen Bastard: Son of the Bitch (2022)? instant classic

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

it's do or 大丈夫

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

I capture and devalue souls for a living

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

wasted as fuck from the bargoyle

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

the hoes have been sanitized and decontaminated

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

if you are grape scented i hate you

[professor snippy ✂ @lotsofcrows]

let's lowball people on facebook marketplace with mama