mono

certified liar

[mono @lotsofopium]

dick van dyke when pussy car f4gget walked in the room

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Everyone ok?

[mono @lotsofopium]

@kneesocks334 oh wow okay

[mono @lotsofopium]

“THE EMPEROR MOVED” and whole time he’s just adjusting his tuck

[gabriel @johnncassavetes]

happy pride

[mono @lotsofopium]

@MissleMagic @owl_communist i want to suck on them

[mono @lotsofopium]

@iamosben @sibelius_jj you can acknowledge someone is attractive without being physically attracted to them.

e.g. i find a celebrity handsome but can’t picture myself being with him etc

[Chölo Sevigny @xXnarcissistXx]

PRIDE MONTH ALLOTMENT:

JUN 1-7:
Skinny-fat people, Transbians, Fake email job gays

JUN 8-12: Sober people, Gorilla Juiceheads, Studs

JUN 12-22: Drag queens, Demon Twinks, Doe-Eyed Latinx

JUN 23-29 (GOD-TIER): Drug addicts, Service industry LGBT, Crossdressers, Fat Femmes

[turnip 🃏 @HaoTurnip]

Not a single corporate rainbow pfp they straight don't gaf anymore LMAO

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[andy @oftensullen]

not putting my sexuality on my pfp cause there isn't an official flag for greedy pervert so

[miia @miiagarro]

u have to publicly crashout at least once so people know not to play with u

[Doubt @LILDOUBT1]

When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!

[mono @lotsofopium]

@owl_communist @Hazzzz_06 are we awake right now

[berryGPT @_bandiberry_]

trans person: i’m trans

society: ok

that one queer friend you’re trying to ignore: duude you’ll NEVER guess what your mii just did in tomodachi life

[mono @lotsofopium]

too hot for sex. too humid for cuddling. too sweaty for clubbing. just right for a cinema trip.

[mono @lotsofopium]

have you ever orgasmed from just a photo handsfree? yeah #thathappened

[Food Hub @F0ODHub]

Be honest… what are you starting with?

[mono @lotsofopium]

@ehjovan

[mono @lotsofopium]

its like tickling yourself with a wet toothbrush down there its very satisfying

[j @rxwair]

Okay but why do bottoms like it when they get eaten out there’s no clit?😭😭