Dissillusioned Paddler

@[email protected] #GTTO and restore the UK’s global reputation. Implement #PR to protect UK democracy.

[Dissillusioned Paddler @lotsofpeoplelie]

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little - FDR.

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

👇🏻 #FridayFeeling: A message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people.

#ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

[Dissillusioned Paddler @lotsofpeoplelie]

Chilling

[Favourite image of all time. @DavidFa25921629]

😂

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Just waiting for Dan Wootton to demand that Dan Wootton be suspended from GB News following what appears to be far worse allegations than any of the people he has demanded suspensions of over the past few years.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

"Dan Wootton's Mail online column has been paused while the publication investigates allegations that he used a pseudonym & offered colleagues money for sexual material.. "

#KayBurley #BBCBreakfast

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

We are being gaslit out of existence. Literally and proverbially.

Full version here: https://t.co/atWIWj7Gwt

[Moog @a_toots]

How are they going to get a movie out of the recording of ‘Mysterious Girl’, seven years of obscurity, I’m A Celebrity, a relationship with Katie Price, multiple ITV2 reality series with Katie Price, and a comically awful performance of ‘A Whole New World’ with Katie Price?

[Dissillusioned Paddler @lotsofpeoplelie]

@a_toots You missed out him presenting on GBeebies and that WAG saying his cock was like a chipolata. I’ve seen whole sequels spun out of thinner material*

*not a reference to Andre’s appendage 😉

[Dissillusioned Paddler @lotsofpeoplelie]

Jeremy Clarkson is a turd and the Times can do one!

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

The billionaire has built an off-roader. Wonder where he got the idea from

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

The Tories are out in force with their disinformation on ULEZ…

So, here’s another one you can have for free @UKLabour and @SadiqKhan…

Pump this out all over social and local press and you might get somewhere:

[Cary Cooper @ProfCaryCooper]

Emily Maitlis got it exactly right aboutFarage & the bank saga

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This is absolutely wild.

Conservatives are completely losing their minds after it was revealed Fox News has been making charitable donations to Planned Parenthood and the Satanic Temple.

The reason is pretty hilarious. 🧵1/5

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Sinead O'Connor's politely turning down the offer of an interview on Piers Morgan . 🤣🤣🤣

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

My open letter to #NadineDorries:

Dear Ms ‘Shameless Freeloader’ Dorries,

FUCK OFF.

Cheers, JP x

[Paid to Pollute @PaidToPollute]

Fossil fuel company profits reached $4,000,000,000,000 (trillion) in 2022 according to the International Energy Agency.

The majority of their re-investments were in fossil fuel production, not renewables.

Yet our government is still handing them billions a year in subsidies.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

A person nominated by a disgraced person…

To legislate on our behalves and at our expense for life…

And we’re not even allowed to know why.

[alan rusbridger @arusbridger]

We know almost nothing about her, her political views, or what she’s done to get there. But now she’s in the House of Lords, she can make laws for the rest of us for life. Thank heaven Boris Johnson took us out of the unaccountable EU!

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

"Cornwall Council 'won't close beaches due to sewage pollution' Unless there is severe danger to people's health."

Hope you got that. @CornwallCouncil appears happy for you to swim in sh*t unless you can prove it's making you sick. You have been warned.

https://t.co/EM3iGZctLq

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

This might be the most batshit insane thing I've seen a Tory do.

Andrea Jenkyns, a senior Tory MP, coming out and declaring that the Conservative PARTY has the back of someone currently being *accused* of multiple counts of sexual abuse.

Innocent or not... What a gamble!

[JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @MrJohnNicolson]

Should be leading every news running order: “Boris Johnson still in possession of his old mobile phone containing crucial WhatsApp messages despite strict deadline set by Covid inquiry. Sunak’s government unable to surrender phone by yesterday’s deadline.” https://t.co/AS41JvtYR4