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[The Cynical Knight @vgkid415]

When sony niggas lose access to their "copies" of GTAVI, Spider-Man 3, Ratchet & Clank, Uncharted 5, GOW Remakes and so on because their PSN account got hacked and playstation supports AI bot tells them to go kick rocks:

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

Apple has lost $268,000,000,000 in market cap since announcing these price increases.

[will bitsky @willbitsky]

$35 billion contract but their renderings look like bowling alley strike animations

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

now you know why governments around the world are trying to bring in digital id and social media bans.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: The NSA confirms Mythos “broke into almost all of our classified systems, not in weeks, but in hours”

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK”
“GEN Z DOESN’T DATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES”
“GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS”
“GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE”

Maybe because:

• They graduated into a pandemic

• Job hunted into an AI apocalypse

• Entered the housing market when rates hit 8%

• Watched a world war start before they turned 25

• Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from

• Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled

• Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown

• Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless

• Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs

• Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire

• Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill

But yeah.

It’s the avocado toast.

[Arkax 🧪⚠ @AraFriki86085]

So you remenber how the first rule of internet safety was about not telling your real name or showing your face to anyone?

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[Chadson @Chadson]

European money is confusing because nobody makes any money and yet they can also seemingly afford to spend a month in the US renting cars and staying in hotels.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani did more for the working-class in 100 days than Trump did in both terms combined.

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

Perhaps if Ghislaine Maxwells father wasn’t producing our text books, kids would learn about the USS Liberty in school.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

We got war criminals and pedos all up in that bitch we were doomed before tip off

[Covie @covie_93]

About half of the epstein files is in Madison Square Garden tonight.

[f⌖ @ohfold]

they closed 3 blocks just for this guy to be asleep in box seats

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

It's a good time to remind everyone that FIFA is ass.

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

saluting during the anthem as a draft dodger is larp