Funny Stories

When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.

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It's that point in the school year when you just stop caring what you look like

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend

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I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

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Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

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I don't have insomnia, I just have the internet.

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Use promo code "NETFLIX" to get 50% off your grades.

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Kinda want to binge eat 10 cupcakes kinda want a hot bod for spring break

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Twitter makes you improve your writing. The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point.

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I need a 6-month vacation...twice a year.

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Doing something weird and thinking "this is why I'm single.."

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Things a Girl Should Never Send a Guy via Text - https://t.co/tn5ZY2JVxy

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Men’s Winter Fashion Tips - https://t.co/vPOutjzNHT

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you went from a promising honor student to a piece of shit chilling on twitter instead of doing homework.

feel old yet?

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Movies Guaranteed to Make You Laugh - https://t.co/b3mQF1A3ud

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Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

Me: The Vending Machine

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Most Anticipated Films of 2015 - https://t.co/GJgPFUy7Di

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I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking.

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i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

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If you don’t talk in a group chat for 5 mins you miss 42 sets of plans and 56 arguments but if you say something you don’t get a reply

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I am who I am. I like what I like. I love who I love. I do what I want. Get off my back and deal with it. It's my life not yours.