fernie

Fern. 31. DNI if ur not cool.

[fernie @loudbpd]

Fuck the cloth mother, I'm starving here!

[fernie @loudbpd]

Ronald McDonald Trump

[fernie @loudbpd]

@itsbinnibitch my brain frog:

[swinky @swinkying]

How the inside of my brain looks

[Mhiel @301pushups]

I need a girl with a square bob who got no pants. Sponge

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Woke 1 was crazyyyy

[fernie @loudbpd]

Dry swallowing the bitter pills of loneliness Friday.

[fernie @loudbpd]

Chlorine makes my eyebrows itchy.

[Rav @iamRav]

Idk if this is an unpopular take, but dude is way too homophobic for someone who's of lesbian descent

[. @playboicurrryy]

the garden gnome trynna act lifeless as if i didn't see him move

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*gulps* i’m scared

[Jon @of_Forgetting]

Midwest transplant moves to New York, betrays his leftist friend group, is mean to girls. Tale as old as time.

[fernie @loudbpd]

Dunno if I should swim today or clean. I probably can't do both.

[fernie @loudbpd]

the bomb

[jord 🦦 @freshwaterjord]

What if they added a crazy guy to the love island villa, like he was nuts in a non violent way and did pranks

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Playing poker and any time I get a bad card I yell "FUCK!"

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[fernie @loudbpd]

ew ew ew a man just hit on me

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[fernie @loudbpd]

No longer mentally ill. 🙂‍↕️