cumbdunt

(any pronouns) 25 🏳️‍⚧️

[🪓 cosmic dickrider 💀 @injvre]

vent art

[Lily 🏳️‍⚧️🪷 @lilymoder]

ADDERALL AFFIRMATIONS:
- I AM A FUCKING WEAPON
- I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
- I AM NOT HUMAN
- I AM A PERFECTLY DESIGNED TOOL
- EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS SCREAMING AND FIGHTING
- I AM NOT A HUMAN
- I WILL TEAR MYSELF OPEN AND BECOME SOMETHING GREATER THAN ALL THIS

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

put a bell pepper in ur oven don't even turn the fucking thing on

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Wishing for a ice cream treat and the monkey's paw can't think of an ironic twist so it just kills my mom

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One of my internal organs has disappeared. Gone away. It left a note, a little wordy so I'll paraphrase. 'I cannot live in this hot, cramped carapace any longer, it sucks.' There's plenty of ventilation now, eh, doc? [losing blood] Maybe we leave it open.. in case it returns?

[Azelf 🌊 Wuyangful & Lohenful @wuyangart]

overwatch supports when there's no time to dodge an ult

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

We were at the cinema and my friend asked if I wanted popcorn and I, almost like reflex, purely unconsciously, said the phrase ‘I find popcorn juvenile.’ I’ve never thought that before. I don’t even believe it. But my instinct for Having Something To Say overwhelmed even me

[rune sword @runesword1]

verily indeed, brother. For Thou scroll. large endowments, exposed backside, halfling merchant carriage accidents, flying over the reigns, knob frotting, town guard legs sliced off, it’s For Thou it’s brave

[BettyBob @GIRLBYEURBI]

So I’m in the Wendys bathroom, cock out… Cum on the ceiling, cum on the floor… Recently diagnosed with ADHD and I think it #shows! 🤣 Cum everywhere LMAO

[len ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @ttheplaindoll]

what if the final mission of gta6 is defeating consort radahn again

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The body is refusing to cooperate. I have offended it in some way. Awful. The flesh is pathetic and tyrannical

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

smash bros announcer: CLARK BACKROOMS! *crunchy wiimote speaker* i am a fucking architect!!

[sena ⏾ @interfreya]

My bravest knighttt... come hither... mmmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

[abigail 🩵 🐁🪤 @abichungus]

would trans spider man shoot less thick less potent slightly watery webs

[sir lid @artbylid]

Butch except when it comes to spiders

[noel @noeltheowl]

i told my boyfriend he’s my best friend and he got a boner