Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they)

Writer (allegedly). 💀 Reviews: "He's a legend." –Jedward, 2020

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

My magnum opus. I will not be taking criticisms at this time because I'm right, thank you.

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

HEATHER 💀

[Heather Zink @heatherapz]

while we’re at it has anyone checked Grimace’s group chats

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Tina Turner hanging off the Eiffel Tower.

One of Peter Lindbergh’s most iconic photographs.

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

@heatherapz I know this wasn't me, but I wish it was

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

Where are my lost media people? I need your help. I need to find a comedy sketch that has lived in my mind since I saw it in 2016. The TV show isn't airing anymore, and it's not streaming anymore. Saddest day of my life. How do I ask Maya Rudolph to let me see it again?

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

@WelcomePod *sees anything cute, bad, nice, funny, or scary*

oh I'm crying

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

One thing about me: if @dansinker starts (another) email newsletter, I'm gonna follow it.

https://t.co/GFC6vTJyIL for all your future indictment update needs. He's extremely concise and helpful.

(& tip if you can! he's been holding it down for like six years. Dan's the man😎)

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

Sleepy

[Welcome To OUR Pod @WelcomePod]

Watching @TheDrewLynch overcome his chronic coldness has been inspiring, to say the least.

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

Oh damn oh shit it's the most delightfully unexpected crossover of my life. Sick sick sick 💯💯 @WelcomePod @TheDrewLynch

https://t.co/GgHKGiPTvb

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

@hisaiah7238 I said what I said

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

wish I had a candle 🕯️

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

why is my friend @heatherapz's face on my YouTube home page in a 15 min compilation video with 26k views? omfg

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

Yikes lmao #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Brit 🎃 @mothmandalorian]

losing my mind over Pedro’s answers to these questions about music from this NME article in 2020 he was so real for this

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

im gonna sleep better than I have since Saturday night

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

Leg hurty :(

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

Paddleton made me cry.

[Lourens, the Tamagotchi Dad (he/they) @louforprez]

Finally finally finally getting to watch @Rose_Matafeo's starstruck on hbo max and I'm ✨vibing✨ It's kind of show I've been missing recently.