John Ralphio

Unrelenting machismo

[Jesus Masters @Jam2340Jesus]

Is anyone having @PlayStation issues?

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

Gotta love when your mom nickel and dimes you for everything 😒

[Odd Future Fans @itsOddFuture]

NIKES https://t.co/j6xmDgD69t

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

Pet sounds

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

I'm so grateful to twitter for teaching me political correctness thru public shaming

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

Don't worry baby

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

Dad: "can you stop driving like a jackass Louie I just spilled my fucking coffee"

Me: "this is GTI guy"

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

It's almost as if the climate...... changed https://t.co/Hr25eMRoFn

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

Believe the hype around my egg salad 🍳

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

@RjFish28 A true American hero

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

Start your day the American way! Any size monster just a $1 with your McDonald's breakfast!

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

10/10 https://t.co/bPg6uu4YFc

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

If you don't fuck with ABBA I honestly can't fuck with you

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

@Jgellss Time to choose

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

@itsandreahh @coll_sween I appreciate all types of saltines if that's what you mean

[John Ralphio @louie8100]

I guess I am a little funny

[Me1anin Ωing © @KoolAid_Sippin]

Not one time in any of the Fast and Furious movies did they stop for some gas https://t.co/YkL3LODUgk