Gillian Silvers

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Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

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What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website. . . . Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

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Ronnie Shakes~ I like life. Its something to do.

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Doug Larson~ If the English language made any sense a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

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Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

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It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. -Walter Lippman

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A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

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I believe that man will not merely endure; he will prevail. -William Faulkner

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Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

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In much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow. - Bible

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The wine has been poured and must be drunk. - Darkovan Proverb

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Cats must play Charge of the Light Brigade with the other cat in the hallway at 3 am.

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Milk the cow that standeth still. - Spanish Proverb

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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

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I did not escape, I have a day pass!

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To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun? -Katherine Graham

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George Will~ Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.

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Seneca~ Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit occidentis telum est.

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Redneck Tip: Be considerate of your guests. Point out in advance where the injury-threatening springs are located on the sofa.

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Upon our children - how they are taught - rests the fate - or fortune - of tomorrow's world. -B. C. Forbes