Off Paper Plates

A South Jersey mom raised in a home without a dishwasher, I’ve found that some shortcuts in life are worth it..eating ice cream off paper plates is one of them.

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

@CawthornforNC Says the partisan hypocrite selling “cry more, lib” t-shirts. I don’t think it gets any sadder than that.

[Liza @LizaN40]

@kanebrown - Brooklyn is 5 and will be at the @Clearfield_Fair tomorrow night to see you. Can you make her dream come true?

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

@PrestonSteve933 lice ruined more than our vacation. Exhausted from days of combing out nits, we made one sloppy mistake and now we’re expecting baby #4 😩

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

@robdelaney So very sorry. There are no words for such a loss. Rest In Peace, Henry.

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

Accurate. #babymugging #resist @mommyshorts

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

@Bourdain As usual, higher expectations for women. What about the powerful MALE politicians that took longer to respond or haven't responded at all?

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

@RadioBethany thanks for being the only brave one to speak out this morning.

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

Didn't I just clean this stuff up? Yes, yes I did. #dejavu @ScaryMommy @HuffPostParents

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

Owen started kindergarten! #firstdayofschool #learningisfun @WestEnd_Elem

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

I made grilled chicken salad tonight. Which means the kids ate croutons for dinner. #withasideofranch #ohwell

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

as a parent with 3 wild children, i thought it wasn't possible to have more WTF moments. then trump became president.

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

Why can't #Valentines Day be in the summer when I already shave my legs?

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

Me, not caring about the #SuperBowl

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

We watched Stranger Things instead of #POTUSonABC.
Turns out it was pretty much the same show. #demogorgon #alternatereality

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

@DonNorcross4NJ Vote NO on the REINS Act. Protect public health & safety. #REINSAct #VoteNO #Action2getherNJ

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

When you have a real Christmas tree, why do all the ornaments seem to weigh 4 pounds?

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

It's probably not normal to be this annoyed by a brand new strand of lights that burnt out immediately. #trumpeffect

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

Post-election Thanksgiving 2016: it's too bad we no longer have the gun emoji. #Thanksgivingsurvivalguide

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

I've said "u better not get hurt cuz I'm not going to the hospital on Thanksgiving" five times today already. I'm officially my mother.

[Off Paper Plates @louisa_kopp]

Having kids is like birthing bad roommates. They eat ur food, disrupt ur sleep, leave shit everywhere, never clean, & monopolize the TV.