Louisa Oxley

🍋When life gives you lemons, throw them at people🍋

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

In the news today: the police are to be given new powers to stop protests before they even start, but couldn't stop a serial rapist nicknamed "The Bastard" until they'd been working with him for 20 years.

[Louisa Oxley @louisah85]

#GeneralElection2022 now!

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: The Government.

[NHS Blood Donation 🩸🩹 @GiveBloodNHS]

Today we’ve issued an alert on blood stocks and have asked hospitals to put measures in place to ensure that blood remains available for those in greatest need.

If you are O positive or O negative please make an appointment as soon as you can.

Read more: https://t.co/0YlK6hRi8e

[Alexander Verbeek 🌍 @Alex_Verbeek]

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The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting.

RT when it works for you.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Taylor Hawkins 16 year old son playing drums with the Foo Fighters at his dad’s memorial show.

Goosebumps. #taylorhawkinstribute

@StoolBackstage https://t.co/MiLPl98uA7

[Louisa Oxley @louisah85]

@UberFacts Common sense

[Alexander Kokcharov @alex_kokcharov]

In #StPetersburg, #Russia, the police detained a well-known survivor of the Siege of Leningrad Yelena Osipova at an anti-war #protest:

[☕Carol Hedges (also at @riotgrandma72) @carolJhedges]

🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
Immigrant parents came here for a better life
Immigrant daughter denies sanctuary to #Ukrainain asylum seekers
Penalises demonstrators
Persecutes EU citizens
Expels #Windrush people
Yes, Her name is PRITI & she is PRITI VILE
#pritipatel #RefugeesWelcome #racist

[Meg @itsmeg_statham]

If nightclubs have to check for vaccine passports can they check for needles aswell while they’re at it, ta.

[Derek du Preez @Derek_duPreez]

That student in Nottingham that got fined £10,000 in January for having a party should be getting their fucking money back

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Phrase of the day, from the 16th century, is ‘give someone the bauble’: to play them for a sucker or fool.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

If you’re in need of a comforting word today, a ‘hibernacle’ is a winter retreat, where you can pretend for a time that the outside world doesn’t exist.

[Alfie @AlfiePottsH]

I will never tire of seeing Raheem Sterling driving racists mad.

Absolute king 👑

[Louisa Oxley @louisah85]

😢 One of the best 😢 #CarrotInABox #SeanLock

[Stephanie Hirst @StephanieHirst]

Truly saddened at the passing of the brilliant Sean Lock. His brilliance will be sorely missed. The amount of times I’ve almost wet myself laughing at him is countless.

Sleep well Sean.

I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing for days at this.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

God Bless Dave Grohl and Foo Fighters!

[Louisa Oxley @louisah85]

Making me love @ChrisGPackham even more!

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Tonight at 8pm on ⁦@BBCTwo⁩ I take a walk through the past and present of a very special slice of Hampshire reflecting on life and how we live it . #TheWalkThatMadeMe

[Louisa Oxley @louisah85]

Stop the world, I want to get off please 🌍 🚀 Own son says she’s deluded but on a serious note it is inciting hatred so @metpoliceuk you gonna add some more charges to her repertoire?

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

This is what NHS staff woke up to this morning. A rally talking about hanging doctors and nurses. This has caused considerable distress amongst NHS staff.

If you’re still behind NHS staff please tweet with the hashtag #gotyourbackNHS.

Let’s show staff they are appreciated 🙏🏻

[What About Weddings @WAWofficialUK]

It’s 19 days until @BorisJohnson’s 22nd Feb announcement re the easing of lockdown. Weddings must be included to bring certainty to couples and businesses. Now is the time for us to turn up the volume so all MPs are asking #whataboutweddings.