Louise Carnaby

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

northern europeans are so funny. we made friends with these amazing swedish girls and randomly at one point one of them goes “i can’t believe americans still believe in God. i thought we were past all that.” LMAO ?? 😭

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

This is a nation of professional protesters.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

white ppl love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying "ready to rock and roll??"

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

You'd think white dudes who do nothing but watch WW2 documentaries would recognize fascism more when they see it.

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

Europeans after managing to prevent the collapse of NATO for another 1-2 weeks

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Hi, @10DowningStreet, is there going to be a COBRA meeting today to discuss how we, as a nation, handle the Beckham situation?

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Just be gay oh my god it’s fine

[Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews]

*Bombs Venezuela*

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

we'll continue free toilet access

in solidarity

[tana @bodeinebrazy888]

Before you beef with me know i am deeply malicious to my core once upset

[ash @dreamershoteI]

i wish it was socially acceptable to dm someone Hey why did you and your partner break up

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe drinking doubles all night and having a cigarette is actually really good for you there is really no way to know

[shirt @waivemyfee]

“can you mix benadryl and alcohol” can you read a novel by the fire? can you stroll down the beach at sunset? come on

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy mother’s day to her

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

White people be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Do you even own a suit?"

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I hate this man so fucking much and I hate how goddamn funny he is. Constantly adding shit to my lexicon without my consent. Everything's computer. Beautiful. Fuck you