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The lockdown to polyamorous transition went insane…

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Too many couples in Ridgewood…

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The transition from “Lady Stardust” to “2Pac” was crazy…

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When she dumps you and you start quoting Vonnegut..

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No one has talked about “Fuck rap! Diss Melle Mel if had to.”

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@500martinis I didn’t get in the show…

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People are annoying.

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Why is Kendall Roy coaching the 49ers?

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Why do you got a parka on with Birkenstocks?…put your toes away.

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“Every other hundred she forget when I was ugly..” -EST GEE

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“Never talked about it, she done made herself my side b*tch” -Lil Baby

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They could double my rent tomorrow and I would still choose New York over anywhere else in this god for saken country…

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

COMING SOON 🦅🦅🦅

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“Livin’ life like I’m on a fif’ of that henny”
- Free Thug

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Famous wherever I go..

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Waterproof AirPods for the shower?

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Please clean the coke out of your nose before addressing me.

[Quartersnacks @quartersnacks]

Double John(ny) Wilson

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I’m not strong..I just don’t eat and also do pushups…

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Kanye should’ve listened to Pharrell…