Louis

London. Manchester Graduate. Chelsea FC (MHU G12)

[Louis @louistot]

Enjoyed this guy popping out of nowhere #SuperBowl

[BUTTON @LOBOTOLOID]

Genuinely one of my favourite videos ever

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[Sam Farley @FarleyWrites]

This video has absolutely done me in. Come on England.

[Charlie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CharlieP2304]

Me in my room whenever the hydration break music starts playing

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Messi, Mbappe, Haaland and Ronaldo after match day 1

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

“From Quad to treble to double to ur in trouble”

Nah this is one of the best ones yet 😂

[Chelsea Supporters’ Trust⭐️⭐️ @ChelseaSTrust]

Chelsea supporters have shown patience through years of change.

That patience has not been matched by the clarity or accountability supporters have a right to expect.

This is about trust - and right now, that trust has not been earned.

Our open letter to the ownership, board and senior leadership of #ChelseaFC ⬇️

[// @aggzzx]

The entire thread is filled with gold 😭

[Pys @CFCPys]

Andy Jacobs, @talkSPORT : "I don't believe players are unhappy with Enzo. I think that's a briefing. This is what this ownership and sporting directors do. They've got their favourite journalist, and they brief. When Maresca left it was all his fault, I've had enough of them."

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Embassy of Spain UK @EmbSpainUK]

The Fallas festival in Valencia has already begun, and we have had our first casualty. Morrissey has cancelled his show because he couldn't sleep.

Fallas is noise 🙉 , fireworks🎆... and there is a light that never goes out! 😎

Enjoy today’s mascletá!

[Pys @CFCPys]

Genuinley fuming. Rosenior drops Sanchez who has been T3 in Chelsea's POTS for Jorgensen due to him being 'better on the ball' and he literally gives PSG a goal with that pass.

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Every time I thought it wouldn’t get worse, it got worse

[// @aggzzx]

How was Wrexham been allowed to progress up the football pyramid with that disgrace of a goal frame

[Gadget @Gadget440]

🚨 Tommy Robinson claimed that he was being targeted by ISIS and asked his followers for donations to help "relocate his family."

His son has joined him in the US, and posted a video of the accommodation where they are staying and some luxury cars.

Tommy Robinson supporters, here is where all your hard earned money went 👍

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Guy who picked Guadalajara as a World Cup venue at the FIFA board meeting tomorrow:

[el gosco @ghostcolour]

Lady Gaga Latina cantando salsa se sintió así