Lou Mitch

beach snowboard baseball chillin' NY traveling having fun web design / software engineer

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@dunkindonuts why does your hazelnut taste fruity like raspberry or something? The last few months it's been like this and I can't even drink it.

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Beef flat.

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.@ashleymarigold
What key do cows sing in?

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@ashleymarigold Thank you!!

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.@ashleymarigold What do you call a couple hundred baby sheep rolling down a hill?

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@ashleymarigold Ok. The delay in response had me semi-worried.

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A lambslide!!!

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Is "tipping culture" getting out of hand or is "not paying people enough to cover basic living expenses, so now more people need tips to supplement their income" getting out of hand?

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Anyone else feel like they fell asleep and woke up 60 years in the future based on the price of EVERYTHING?!!

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@TomiLahren Wait, people still vote? I thought the numbers were all made up. 🤔

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@akafacehots And watch how no one will care, nothing will change, half the people will say something like "not with trump in office", and then rinse/repeats with politicians receiving more in the future.

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How is there not even 1 butterfinger in either of my kids' Halloween bags?!!

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Can the entire world get on the same page when asked your phone number while placing an order? Let me say the whole number and you just write/type every digit you hear, without cutting me off every couple digits with a "yep" which always results in having to repeat digits.

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This planet is so dumb. And I feel like things like this are done on purpose.
https://t.co/Isz6lTfYeY

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When was the last time you got fast food and ALL the employees (except maybe a new hire) didn't look absolutely miserable?

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"You must be fun at parties"...the ultimate social media diss.

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Aspartame and sucralose (Splenda) being called out as bad lately. Staying tuned to hear these test findings were all funded by "big sugar".

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If you don't like your brownies fudgie, then you don't like brownies, you like chocolate cake.

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@DekeSlade @dutchxrplink @Revolvermag @mjkeenan @Tool @RockvilleFest Perhaps he wasn't talking about the band?

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@hackermanvoice @BoredFilm @InternetH0F Everything before the first comma could explain why you don't understand. It's like falling into purpose (which could be anything you feel gives your life meaning). Maybe those who say that felt out of place before they became a parent? Just guessing.