Lisa Mays

Girlfriend to Ron ❤️ Mother to Nash 💜👩‍👦 Stepmom to Scarlet 💛👩‍👧

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

I’m not saying it was the ice cream for sure, BUT, I am feeling better 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

Tonight’s test: does Bryers chocolate peanut butter ice cream cure the flu? Stay tuned.

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

Sirianni looks BLITZZZZZZZZ. This game is about to be fire 🤣 #FlyEaglesFly

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

🤣 #Hurts is back 🏈💚

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

My child loves Lightning McQueen & other Cars characters. Normal??? No, he doesn’t like them because of the movie. He likes them because of a random Indian gentleman on YouTube that hides Pixar cars in the mud & grass and then finds them on video.

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

https://t.co/BQVMQzkWvq #GoFundMe

Please consider helping my little sister during this hard time 💜

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

@DenimDanny

[Chili’s plz notice me 🥲 @spookygamber]

She’s a 10 but dyes her hair at the smallest inconvenience 🥲

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

Why do I keep wanting to cut my hair even more?! Dammit.

[Sad lad @inomn_]

Yall screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don't play with yall too?? 😭🤣😂

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

I can’t wait to get back to work so I can get tattoos and piercings. Really, that’s all I think about on most days. I need money. Unpaid maternity leave is sickening.

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

Google says to get rid of my c-section pouch, I should get a tummy tuck. Now accepting donations to the tummy tuck fund.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Feeling very Prince George-ish today.

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

I really just want to move past this preeclampsia stage. Everything scares me. Every pain, every blood pressure I take. I’m obsessed at this point that something is wrong.

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

Seriously overstimulated & might lose it if my child continues to take his trucks across the floor.

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

Terrified to go home with a newborn. How do y’all do this?!

[Lisa Mays @loupendous]

Packed a hospital bag tonight. I don’t know how to feel. Hopefully we have a couple more weeks, but want to be prepared..