Arthur

[Dindin @Cajucandles]

Mds o clima fica até mais leve sem ele

[FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale]

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, Bitch.

[Narutoverse Perfect Shots @DailyAllNaruto]

📺 🔙 23 years ago... shonen history.

[🂡 Lυᴅᴏᴘᴀᴛʏ ⛁ @LUDOpaty_]

Videos que sirven para representar tu estado de ánimo:

[gigica! ୨ৎ ⋆ ׁ ˳ @gmrxle]

*flertando*
qual seria seu time no pokémon?

[Plantão Baixada RJ @plantaobaixadaa]

Boa tarde a todos e boa viagem!😅

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[CreatorCreepy @CreatorCreepy_]

A ladybug walked onto my mousepad during my stream and started spinning what the fuck

[👾KidKinobi👾 @Kid_Kinobi]

The humble ribosome reading mRNA and fusing amino acids together to produce a protein

[O Vampirão @nosferarity]

tdah vs autismo

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

He’s been waiting his entire life for this and he absolutely nailed it.

[caxorro xalxixa @copacabaner]

Tô eu descendo a rua aqui no Bairro Peixoto quando ouvi alguém me chamando “moça, moça”: era uma senhorinha bem senhorinha mesmo presa pelo lado de dentro do portão de um prédio (sem porteiro). Ela me pediu ajuda para interfonar para o apto 101 e eu inocentemente interfonei+

[Arthur @LouresArth]

Quando alguém fala que gosta de pizza de frango eu penso nisso

[Botafogo Tá embalado hein @BateLugar]

Impossível comer um pedaço só

[Cleitynho @docejilo]

eu com a faca e o queijo na mão e ainda assim dando errado

[shunyLucario @shunyLucario]

My infinity stones are better then thanos

[Arthur @LouresArth]

Primeira vez que joguei acho que em 2006 eu sofri muito nessa parte e fiquei andando pelo mapa todo tentando entender o que tinha que fazer (não tinha entrado no Mt. Coronet)

[2nd biggest cryogonal fan @MelvinProphete]

I don't actually know how to get past this guy so I guess that's the end of Pokemon Platinum.

2/10 why do people like this game

[Boo @333too3]

See what happened here.....