Lou cipher

Lou Cipher is my name and I have an impish view on modern life that I hope will entertain, inform and agitate readers in equal measures.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

https://t.co/5ZtUEje1x4
Hi Peter,
I was listening to Prince on the radio today. He was singing a strange song about a pudding

It was called:
RASBERRY BRULEE

I know how you like these!!!

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@patcullen9
You are despicable. You are putting lives at risk. What irony if you were to suffer a serious accident or illness and then we're unable to be admitted to an ITU due to your strike & passed. #nursestrike

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

#Linekergate I wager few, if any, viewers of MOTD watch it because you front it. Indeed, the show attracted 500k more this WE.
The BBC should sack you, Shearer & Wright & use the millions saved to reduce job losses from BBC staff who need real work.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

#Linekergate I wager few, if any, viewers of MOTD watch it because front it. Indeed, the show attracted 500k this WE.
The BBC should sack you, Shearer & Wright & use the millions saved to reduce job losses from BBC staff who need real work.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@MickLynch4AGS . Tired of you Lynch. #railstrikes are unjustified. I'm 🙏 for your early demise. Would be the test #Xmas present for millions.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@michaelgove your craven backstabbing of Truss is frankly pathetic. Sick to back teeth of useless dim wits such as you. Highly likely, no guaranteed, Labour will win the next election. Jeez Starmer as PM, with Thornburry, Raynor, Lammy & Abbot cabinet jobs. Thanks. Pillock!

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@Mark_doodle @Lord_Sugar Twaddle. Lord Sugar is absolutely right.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@JeremyClarkson Yes Jeremy. I got one A-level. Joined the Army instead of going to Uni. Saw the world. Europe, Middle East, Far East, Australia, USA including Hawaii. Got paid to do it too.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@Jillsonwilson1 @fesshole 😂😂👍👍

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@fesshole Good luck 😂😂😂😂😂

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@BBCLauraKT No Laura, he means to dump the useless courses such as "Abuse Studies with Dance". Yup a real course believe it or not!!!

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@JesseKellyDC You don't know me.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@beatlebug69 @JeremyClarkson Climate change is natural. Happened in the past and will happen again, regardless of any actions by mankind. So I'm going to have that beer now. 😊🍺

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@RealDeniseWelch Hmmmm. All seems to be written exactly the same like a script. Not saying it a lie just making an observation. Two friends currentky have it, no worse than a very bad cold. Again just an observation.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@AlisonTodayFM Yes they are. #MacyGray & #JKRowling are entitled to their view. How long before idiot wokes demand Ladies Day be changed to People who Menstrate Day so not to offend a tiny %(0.3) I'll never accept senseless &demeaning demands to remove common, sensible words from our vocabulary

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@jk_rowling It was "Ladies Day" at #Ascot recently. How long before the Wokes start demanding it's changed to "People who Menstrate Day" so's not to offend a tiny % of the population. I'll never accept such senseless & demeaning demands to remove common & sensible words from our vocabulary.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@Laceybod @AngelaRayner Rubbish. It was a wink FGS

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@sharron_honey @AngelaRayner Yeah right 😂😂😂😂😂

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@Katie12101 @AngelaRayner "Clever"??!!
Think not Katie. Far from it.

[Lou cipher @louscypher]

@Ianblackford_MP you are a nasty paedo defending maggot. A waste of oxygen. Your actions supporting sex crime offending mps is vile. Go now you sick piece of scum