lou

a moose once bit my sister

[lou @louselout]

bf has very proudly set up aus v west indies @gradecricketer live watchalong for our evening together

thought maybe we’d do something *i* like for my bday weekend, but i left him in charge of plans and that’s on me

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Sad re Jack but WELCOME CODY WALKER WE PREPARED THIS JUMPER FOR YOU 💙🩵💙🩵💙

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supreme depression Doc retired however good timing I have been watching Cody Walker for 10 years and don’t have enough love for them both. Yes this is my first tweet in like 5 years

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This has ruined my week, month, quarter, etc 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Carlton FC @CarltonFC]

"He is a person of wonderful character."

After seven seasons in the Navy Blue, Matthew Kennedy departs for more midfield minutes. Wishing you all the best at the Dogs, Chugga 💙

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Sam Docherty goal makes this whole game worthwhile that’s all we can close up for the season now and I’ll be happy

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Who is umpire no.32. He is so bad

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big day of supporting Spain 🇪🇸🇪🇸

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Found 5 new grey hairs this morning @CarltonFC

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babe wake up new enemy just dropped

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It’s not even fucking round one yet and carlton are causing severe stress and angst can’t a girl just have a nice season with a calm winning team PLS #AFLLionsBlues

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I need Pakistan to decide what colour star they’re wearing on their helmet the random split of yellow v gold stars is giving me hives #AUSvPAK

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My work has a (reality) TV show and I was officially filmed today, making my debut ! ((Filmed buying snacks at the downstairs pharmacy))

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The biggest culture shock in the US has honestly been how weirdly Americans hold their forks

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girlfriends should not accompany their boyfriends to the 9/11 museum. been here 3.5 hours, Ben now AWOL, phone off, no signs of surfacing

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Guy at work was like “oh you’ll be going for collingwood right? You’re Victorian, gotta support the Victorian side” sir you could not be More Wrong I won’t know joy until collingwood knows defeat

[AFL @AFL]

Onya, Doc 👏

The star Blues takes out 2023 Jim Stynes Community Leadership Award.

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Glued my thumb to my patients face today poor guy had an open wound and a broken jaw and me and his gf could not stop laughing

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Collingwood getting into the grand final has ruined my week. I am so grumpy

[Carlton FC @CarltonFC]

What?

You want Jack Silvagni? 🌯

[lou @louselout]

Spent the last 4 years ‘encouraging’ (forcing) my boyfriend to be a Carlton supporter. Watching him witness finals last night, when I’ve waited my whole life for this… feels incredibly wrong he needs to SUFFER for a bit #AFLFinals