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in my agoraphobic era

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in a real chicken salad era of my life atm

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my sister and her bf are my biggest fans

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just made the sloppiest most fuckass compound butter for this dumb idiot chicken nobody asked me to roast. i had to do unspeakable things to that poor chicken to get it in there, and for that i apologize to the chicken community please don’t cancel me

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hate when straight cis men have beautiful eyelashes bc ik they did something heinous in a past life to get them

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they need to invent a better way to read books in the bath i’m sick of this shit

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ask not what u can do for ur estranged father who has cancer. ask instead what ur estranged father who has cancer can do for u

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getting cancer once is fine but to get a second DIFFERENT type of cancer a few years later? idk man just feels like u want attention atp

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eggs!!!!!! FRIED EGGS WITH RUNNY YOLK

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for the love of god can yall hit that bullseye for fucking ONCE

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like i can count on one hand the amt of times ive had a bright red liquid period and each time ive been convinced i was dying bc thats NOT HOW PERIODS WORK

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genuinely can’t take handmaids tale (hulu) & related works seriously bc every time they get their period it’s fire engine red and entirely liquid

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imagine being one of jesus’s siblings like ur mom is yelling at u saying why can’t u be more like ur brother and ur brother is literally Jesus Christ Who Died For Our Sins

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i have a one-sided beef with ralph fiennes bc that idiot mispronounces his own name and despite having a deep respect for his talent in his craft every time i’m reminded of it i’m tempted to commit felony assault

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black olives tht have a nutty flavor send tweet

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i’m a lifelong Indoor Queer but even i have my limits, Please Go Outside

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black olives i love u

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i’ll say it. i Do Not care for dog movies.

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the only reason i have not yet mothered a child of my own yet is i am at a point in my life in which i love cold cuts more than i love my future children

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what sucks is that this outfit looks like it’s from shein for like $25 but ik for a FACT that 1) she spent well over ten times that and 2) she genuinely thinks she’s serving here 😭

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love this woman down but let’s be so fr here WHO is she stunnning

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