So awesome to have an African American man owning a large company like @Twitter. Super progressive and a step towards equality! @elonmusk#livelaughlove
Why do people say money can’t buy happiness?
I’m not gonna be sad on a private yacht surrounded by sexy women sipping bottomless drinks on the way to the Bahamas. Bitchasses
I carefully plan out when I send snaps so that they fall on times like 11:11 or 12:34 so that she thinks it’s fate or manifested or whatever.
#baitandmanipulate