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failing perfectionist

[竹升 @lousyhumanbeing]

World Cup rigged!

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Craziest (Gemini) month ever…turned 31….Knicks won the champions… Now it’s bum ass cancer month 😭

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

A Dominican, a Puerto Rican, a Jamaican, and some racially ambiguous looking Shamet. This is the most NYC team since Dipset

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Why are the refs cheating

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Systematic identity theft is not the sincerest form of flattery… I’m distancing myself from such

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Hate being misunderstood

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't get to sleep at night"

me in the afternoon & night:

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i love my country new york

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

"Without the night shift, there is no morning."

Late Thursday night, I canvassed the taxi line at LaGuardia — and caught up with some old friends from @NYTWA.

[竹升 @lousyhumanbeing]

People at my job need to stop trying to add me on social media

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Why are men so loudly confident and wrong 99% of the time? Patriarchy, man. Breeds cold cut weirdos who don’t know any accountability.

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People who “HATE” cats are such a huge red flag to me….like you don’t respect boundaries just say so??

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Me to my audience: I’m back

[竹升 @lousyhumanbeing]

Bye Twitter I’m going to Blue Sky

[竹升 @lousyhumanbeing]

Me: Is asking “who did you vote for in the family chat” a loaded question?
My Brother: Yes absolutely lmao