This is the Arch-Dyke that shows up at the lesbian bar and the staff start moving some curtains to reveal a previously hidden seat that’s reserved for her.
no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad
It’s embarrassing being into older women when you’re 30 bc there are bitches who want to call me mommy but jokes on them i’m just a dog lookin for a bone …….
genuinely just need a dominant bitch to tell me to fuck bc i’m not gonna be into it otherwise. the fact that i can fuck myself better than anyone else could do for me PROVES sexis a waste of time but i like when someone else is involved.
Could’ve gotten LAID on friday but i got SCARED instead and also I hated when she TOUCHED me. Going to be alone forever but it’s
ok
because I’m really good at jerking off.
btw i watched saltburn and barry keoghan’s character is uh . wow. short king with a big thing who knows how to get what he wants. move over bateman is all i’m saying.