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[x @lovableansel]

finally September!! now I can start listening to christmas music without being judged

[x @lovableansel]

@emybean cute, simple, aesthetic

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

Kidnapper: we have your son

Me: [crying] oh no

Kidnapper: I’ll let you talk to him as proof

Me: [crying harder] please don’t make me talk to a kid on the phone

[maeve ⋆ @shutupmaeve]

national anthem
- old as shit
- written by a racist
- way fuckin overplayed
- not catchy at all

baby shark song
- fucking slaps
- catchy as hell
- is currently raising the next generation better than their own parents
- doo doo doo doo doo

[x @lovableansel]

I GET IT OK I DIDN’T GET THE MEMO AND I REGRET IT

[x @lovableansel]

“at some point you’ll have to take responsibility for your own fuck ups” -my dad

[Netflix @netflix]

Hey guys, here's your daily reminder that it's GIF. With a hard G.

K. Bye. Love u.

[Adam Melia @Adam__Melia]

My friend Luke didn’t realise until he was an adult that lukewarm was a real temperature, he thought it was just a term his mum used to describe his bath water.

[Emily Daniels @emilysdaniels]

All the pictures taken on Michael Scott’s digital camera at the office Christmas party, a thread:

[camila mendes @camilamendes]

happy birthday @colesprouse - I wrote you this rendition of Kanye West’s “I love Kanye”

[kayla @kaylapuno]

thoughts seeing mamma mia 2

- amanda seyfried has not aged, she’s literally perfection
- oof young bill
- i would sell my soul to be lily james
- all of rosie’s quotes - i felt them
- harry dancing is honestly a big mood
- time to go buy bell-bottom overalls and move to greece

[x @lovableansel]

I cry anytime someone gets a golden buzzer on AGT

[x @lovableansel]

@makilahcruz I miss this https://t.co/8gTEhiiV6O

[x @lovableansel]

I know you’re thinking I posted the same picture twice but they are a little different

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

me when there’s a minor inconvenience in my life

[x @lovableansel]

*driving to california*
reese: uhh are we in california yet
mom: no we’re still in arizona
reese: hmm what planet are we on