HERMES 🪽✨️

someone not afraid to send a message. ♡
EPIC based portrayal, minors DNI. 🔞 all art used by the incredible laritamiauu!! indie portrayal.

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" 𝘞𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦
𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥? "

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫.

" 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴,
𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥. "

( temp pinned, like and rt! )
" 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠.~ "

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

@goldenhouring /: wait nvm I'm the one handing out the guns

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

@goldenhouring /: yes it's for the women but i should be on there anyway

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" It's not for 'no reason', darling. It's—
Siiiigh. I'm really not sure how to explain it to you in a way you'll understand. "

[☀︎ ♬˚Apollo˚♬ ☀︎ @The_Golden_Lyre]

"So, you change the way you speak to keep up with people, but for no reason at all?"

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" Get me anything?
Darling, you surely have an interesting way of looking at things. "

[☀︎ ♬˚Apollo˚♬ ☀︎ @The_Golden_Lyre]

"And how's that working out for you? Does it get you anything at all?"

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" Just keeping up with the fad's and lingo of today. "

[☀︎ ♬˚Apollo˚♬ ☀︎ @The_Golden_Lyre]

" . . . Should I be worried?"

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" I do wonder if dear Circe holds a grudge after I helped out poor old Ody...

Oh, she's a peach, I'm sure it's a matter of bygones being bygones. " ✨️

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" Yes we COULD let things go by as they are, or we could stir up a bit of mayhem and chaos!

Wouldn't that be far more interesting? You know I'm right, darling. "

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

Look before you! These are the fields in which I grow my fucks.
As you can see, it is barren.

So unfortunately, I have no fucks to spare. ✨️

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

(Reader)!
Did you know...?

You look fabulous today, darling!

Not quite as fabulous as me, but...
You're doing just marvelously. ✨️

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" YOOOOU MUST BOOOUNCE ON IIIT. CRRRRAZY STYLE! "

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

you know, not many know this, but see these fun little patches on my delivery bag here?

notice a theme? they're all pertaining to certain deities that i've curried favor with.

little bolty for zeusy, storm cloud for poseidon, lovely little owl for athena, and so on.~

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

I'm not a mailman.

I am THE mailman.

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" Oh, hello my darlings. I hope you weren't missing me too much. Because here I am!

Who am I kidding? Of /course/ you missed me! Ahahahaaa!~ "

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" you know, darlings.

being a god isn't as easy as it sounds. especially when certain domains under your protection are in constant danger of threats.

that's why i hold domain over both tradesmen AND thieves. no matter who succeeds, i always win! hahaha!~ "

[𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝑰𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒂 @SheofIthaca]

𝐻𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔
𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑦, 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠
𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑐𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ.

( 𝐿𝑒𝑤𝑑 𝑅𝑃 )

[PimPichc @PimPichc]

Hermes redesign

[۟ @godsfell]

nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy.

[PimPichc @PimPichc]

Classes are back, and of course… so is the workload TuT

[HERMES 🪽✨️ @lovabletricks]

" you know, darlings.

being a god isn't as easy as it sounds. especially when certain domains under your protection are in constant danger of threats.

that's why i hold domain over both tradesmen AND thieves. no matter who succeeds, i always win! hahaha!~ "

[PimPichc @PimPichc]

Let's have dinner