I was not meant for a 9-5 I was meant to inherit my grandfather’s overgrown farm, date 8 townsfolk at the same time, fight bats in the local mines, and look for the mayor’s lost underpants while sabotaging the local capitalist’s evil corporation 😔
One of my favorite genres of internet content is parents explaining why their toddler is crying and the answer is things like "they're upset the sky is blue" or "they're mad I let them wear the clothes they asked to wear"
Kids are beautiful, I love them