andrea elizabeth

Climb-a-board I’m funny on twitter.

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

Holy shit I have a baby.

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

What is with this soccer show making me teary eyed EVERY EPISODE!?
Ted fucking Lasso

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

Social media, man. Not even a donut can get a break from the bullying.

[blogTO @blogTO]

Tim Hortons just brought back the walnut crunch but people aren't sure they want to eat it https://t.co/uwuVs3EWtL #TimHortons #NationalDonutDay

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

Me only recognizing a celebrity because I saw their segment on Sesame Street first. 🤦‍♀️

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

Me- “I feel it in my bones. But not my structural bones just my toe bones… should I’ve felt it in my structural bones?��
Husband-

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

He’s a ten but he cries on tv while being interview for a “Fans react to the Leafs game 3 loss” segment.

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

“You’ve head of Elf of the Shelf, get ready for Displacement in the basement” lol! @InsymTtv

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

I just had a brief delightful conversation with a woman named Patty about snow while in line outside of service ontario .
Why am I like this? Better yet, how can people be mean to nice old ladies?

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

“Slashing someone’s tires is not a practical joke. That’s impractical. You pulled an impractical serious.” @CornerGas

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

Shout out to @HomeDepotCanada for having paper bags.
1. Obvious a great alternative to plastic bags or for I g you to buy reusable- which I always forget
2. This free paper bag has been my kids favourite toy for the past 30 minutes.

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

Please watch the astronaut in the middle.
Can we get a wellness check on that poor bastard? He just gets launched into space with no concern from our beloved Elmo or Abby.

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

@JeffPBlanchard I’m a Mc Chicken diehard & Matt loves a Big Mac - we both give it two thumbs down.

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

I hated the chicken Big Mac.
Just a little opinion piece you didn’t ask for.

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

It all started by chatting with some fellow new moms on an app called @peanut then it turned into a sizeable group of new friends for me and my daughter. Happy #GalentinesDay to our friends in Brampton, Ont #mypeanutpal

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

I have been smelling faint cigarette smoke in my home for months. My husband can’t smell it- but I can. Finally I googled it- this is a lingering symptom of covid.
Guess who in my household had covid and who did not..

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

She’s not missing out on you in her life.
You are missing out on her in yours.

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

Any time I see Danny Trejo I picture his severed head on a tortoise. Breaking bad spoiler, not sorry.

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

Do you watch baking shows and get so hungry for a full on cake.. or are you normal?

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

@fransaraco As of today. 💕

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

I’m pretty sure my kid thinks @cornergas - animated is a children’s show. Parenting win ✨
cc: @BrentButt

[andrea elizabeth @love_ae]

Me/mom of the year- “Did Elmo just say ‘a slide is a ramp you build for your ass’ ?”