Lance Hunter

{18+ AU #btvs #ats - Tweeting as Hunter, not RP} Ex-husband of the she-devil. Likes pints, naps and long walks on the beach. Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. ~ @ibuffyrpg

[Lance Hunter @loveandsnark]

Check out this app Split Pic. Sooo good! https://t.co/gzC7shAjJW

[Lance Hunter @loveandsnark]

@hellbeastbobbi I've completely stopped denying my inner Darth Vader. Think of all the great bloody soirées me, you and Satan could throw.

[Lance Hunter @loveandsnark]

-- too British for my own sodding good.

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@hellbeastbobbi Cheers to that, luv. Also thanks for not pointing out that I began and ended that last tweet with "bloody." Sometimes I'm --

[Lance Hunter @loveandsnark]

@hellbeastbobbi Saw this today and thought of you. Can't imagine why, eh?

[Lance Hunter @loveandsnark]

@hellbeastbobbi Bloody right. I mean, the bloke was clearly barmy for cheating on Christie, but otherwise, he was spot bloody on.

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@hellbeastbobbi You may be right, I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. Yeah, I know...but I couldn't resist.

[Lance Hunter @loveandsnark]

Damn straight! https://t.co/wcBxnOFaNK

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@hellbeastbobbi #whydidittakeme #solongtosaythis #handcuffyoursoul #tomywrist

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@hellbeastbobbi #theyknowimacretin #butidontcare #oma

[Bobbi Morse @hellbeastbobbi]

@loveandsnark

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@hellbeastbobbi #ohohiloveherso #theramones #oma

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@hellbeastbobbi #yourewelcome #springfielded #oma #bestsongevs

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@hellbeastbobbi Oh he'd never dare ask, but if she's offering. Well, far be it from him to say no. #begsonknees

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@hellbeastbobbi That's why she's the bloody royal, luv. She gets all my salutes from now until ever.

[Lance Hunter @loveandsnark]

@starkgroupie Ain't too proud to cry. http://t.co/qZrv3dFfn9

[Bobbi Morse @hellbeastbobbi]

@loveandsnark The Queen will not allow the King's service go unrewarded.

[Lance Hunter @loveandsnark]

@starkgroupie Hopefully this levels me up at least a bit. http://t.co/nnktQjCNAt

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@hellbeastbobbi True and don't forget your après dinner massage. Only a fool would deprive his beautiful wife of that.