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His only sin was that his eyes opened to a sky that rained fire instead of rain, and that his little heart learned fear before it ever knew how to play. He didn’t choose his homeland — but the homeland chose him to be an innocent witness to unbearable pain.
His only sin was being born in Gaza.
Alien: Unfortunately my name manifests in kinetic frequencies which your human mind simply cannot comprehend.
Me: I want to try. It's important to me.
Alien: Bart Simpson
Me: No we actually have that name here too
i wanna swim in a pool. i wanna play mermaids. i wanna do an underwater handstand. i wanna get out. i wanna eat a hot dog. i wanna eat cheetos. i wanna drink a capri sun. i wanna do a cannonball. i wanna dive for torpedoes. end scene.