Out with your friends because your Caribbean Mom said yes this time and actually meant it, she tells you be home by 10pm itโs 2am and you now getting in the house...of course sheโs waiting for you at the door ready to give some sweet licks, she swings, you block...now what ๐
If she say she from Trinidad๐น๐น and canโt cook Pelau, Haiti๐ญ๐น and canโt cook Griot, Grenada๐ฌ๐ฉ and canโt cook Oil Down, Jamaica๐ฏ๐ฒ and canโt cook Ackee & Salt Codfish, Guyana๐ฌ๐พ and canโt cook Pepperpot, StVincent๐ป๐จ and cant cook Roasted Breadfruit & Fried Jack fish, she American๐บ๐ธ๐
The fellas making whining videos and showing off their waistline is di same fellas in di corner of a fete watching gyal skin out from a distance....a dam shame #breakshebackifyuhnotscared2020
Reminiscing on when she said she had a man but now I in di whole like di gun man himself....where she man now ๐๐น๐น๐ป๐จ *I asked myself sarcastically*
Itโs crazy how having an accent can change how people treat/see you....and I know Caribbean woman uses this for evil ๐๐พ๐๐น๐จ๐น๐ป๐ป๐ฎ๐น๐น๐ป๐จ๐ฑ๐จ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐พ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐พ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ธ๐ญ๐น๐ต๐ท๐ง๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฌ
๐ฌ๐ฉdians love rum too much, ๐ฌ๐พnese people too backwards, ๐ญ๐นians need to stick with one family, ๐น๐นdians soon make horning a national sport, ๐ฏ๐ฒicans despite what you believe, you cannot breed everyone, ๐ฉ๐ดcans yes you are part black and part of the Caribbean bienvenidos, ๐ง๐ง hey RiRi
Okay here goes nothing....I donโt like Oxtail, And yes Iโve had the best chefs in the world make it so donโt give me the โyou just havenโt had good oxtail yetโ ...is my Caribbean card suspended yet ๐๐
Caribbean Horn Ah Man Association series has only just begun, canโt wait to teach you guys the ways of horn.๐ But remember, Caribbean men donโt horn ๐คญ
He horn so much gyal that he doh know di nummbaa *he horning right now he horning right now he horning right now* (coming to a ringtone near you) ๐๐ฅณ