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[leah g @lovely113z]

Someone seems to have misunderstood "$7 deal" @pizzahut

[leah g @lovely113z]

My poor Dad had to drive me to PT this last month 3 times).

I've had to drive him for over 7 years. I think he'll survive another week or two!

[leah g @lovely113z]

Ever have one of those days where instead of setting the timer for 30 mins, you turn on the oven to 300?

Yeah, I would never do such a thing either...

[leah g @lovely113z]

A spring broke in our ridiculously heavy couch. The new couch dude kindly offered to "re-home" it for only $189.

He wants us to pay him to resell our couch?!?!

Admittedly, there's no way for us to get it out in one piece. So it's now a bunch of small pieces. Destruction fun!

[leah g @lovely113z]

@thisoneiserin But those don't cost a hundred dollars and come in sparkly colors!

[leah g @lovely113z]

How many people does it take to grate the cheese for lasagna?

In my house it's apparently three. All the of us are having different issues with our arms/shoulders so we had to keep reading out. What a mess 😂

[leah g @lovely113z]

Working on a project in our kitchen and it ran long so we ordered food. Turns out fortune cookies are sponsored by manscaping now 🫤

Which is how my dad and I ended up awkwardly trying to avoid explaining my mother's fortune to her.

Next time I'll just eat the drywall sandwich.

[leah g @lovely113z]

My mom hates smart/digital devices, especially appliances. Which is how her house ended up two hours in the future this morning.

[leah g @lovely113z]

Why's it so hard to answer direct y/n questions?!

Bro: good
SIL: only answers Dad
10 & 13 yo: incapable of hearing anyone over the age of 'adult'
Sis: hours long monologue before saying she's undecided
Mom: says how Dad's doing
Dad: spends 37 mins answering some other question

[leah g @lovely113z]

Dad: it's funny how our routines have all synched up and everyone wakes up to pee at the same time.

Aloud me: hah yeah, funny.

Inside voice me: it's almost like one of us is crazy loud and wakes up the rest of the house anytime they get up...

[leah g @lovely113z]

I've been twilight zoned. Eating pork chops (bone in).

My father, agent of chaos, eating his with a knife and fork.

My mother, proper mannered, picks hers up and is gnawing on it like a cavewoman.

[leah g @lovely113z]

It's green chili day and it smells so good!

[leah g @lovely113z]

Our fire alarm battery just started beeping. It must have gotten confused and thought it was midnight rather than noon.

[leah g @lovely113z]

I hope everyone has a happy and safe July 4th celebration.

And that you aren't kept awake until 2 am by jerk neighbors setting off illegal fireworks despite the giant professional display two streets over.

[leah g @lovely113z]

Bad sibling moment: Not only did I realize I didn't know what year my siblings were born I spent 5 minutes being undecided about my brother before giving up and asking my mom.

[leah g @lovely113z]

4 of 5 stars to His Curvy Secret by Jessa Joy https://t.co/uAHQ3o2Jws

[leah g @lovely113z]

5 of 5 stars to The Chasm's Consort by Chloe Parker https://t.co/pYHY4kCOcW

[leah g @lovely113z]

I got confused and gave my mom a card and little present for Mother's day yesterday. She was so touched and distracted she didn't notice I was early either. So now I am a rock star and my siblings are slackers. *insert evil laugh here*

[leah g @lovely113z]

@jessiemihalik Oh fantasy. Lol sorry. Hmm that is true all the ones that spring to mind are a series. Though Elisa Kova's married to magic series only inhabits the same world with separate couples.

[leah g @lovely113z]

@jessiemihalik If you like dark stuff I loved Run Posy Run. Technically there is a book two but it's not particularly related.

The author Cate C Wells has a good rejected mates series too. They are in the same world, but each book has different characters and they only tangentially interact.