Vee 🦇

Eternal Lover ♥️

[JakeTheSnake @TheRealMcKoy85]

Being a 49ers fan is not for the weak of heart.

Shit is exhausting, man.

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

The popular answer is My Boo but the correct answer is Southside

[Vee 🦇 @lovelyvalisa]

@Mr1738 My dog turned 10 thus past June, and I'm so nervous

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I PROMISE you can have my man yall do not need to be conspiring to kill me omg. He is yours!

[Vee 🦇 @lovelyvalisa]

NFL stands for NO FUN LEAGUE

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.

[Pirate Queen @LadyBugAssassin]

A lot of you need a woman to split rent with you, but you expect me to believe you’ll be able to afford the payments on the Ninja Baby Maker XL?

[Vee 🦇 @lovelyvalisa]

@Rosemarry__vt Kingdom Hearts

[Alyce @Ninergirl99]

The internet was a mistake…

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Woke up feeling 2-0 😴

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

49ers prayer circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
No injuries
🕯 today please 🕯

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯️

[matt @mattyac_]

I swear to god I would lose a finger just to watch one healthy season of 49ers football

[WINNIE @winnielark]

And they just had to submit an essay to Cornell to “mitigate their conduct” 🙂 Matthew Ingalls, Johnathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris, and Scott Kretzschmar, you are rapist scum

[Vee 🦇 @lovelyvalisa]

@PatsOnYaBack Producer K6

[.em ψ @emilyrenniee]

oh i’m going down into hell

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

We accept

[Vee 🦇 @lovelyvalisa]

@CallmeMsParker @MrGee54

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Where is the “Kamala supports genocide” crowd to condemn Trump? Or was it all just performative bullshit to justify not voting for the black lady?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Yesterday, we lost a cherished member of our family.

We got Sunny at the start of our second term in the White House, and all of us – including our first dog, Bo – immediately fell in love. We also had trouble keeping up with her, for Sunny was a force of nature. Athletic and full of boundless energy, she leapt over the hedges on the South Lawn like they weren’t even there, chasing squirrels, birds and anything else that moved. And whereas the way to Bo’s heart usually involved a treat, Sunny was more interested in having us run around with her, roll on the floor with her, or have her belly rubbed for as long as we were willing.

She loved the girls, even if they were pestering her when she was napping. She loved our team, and would often follow them around, helping them on the job. She was fiercely protective of Bo, who she rightly sensed wasn’t always as alert and attentive as she was. She had her eccentricities: other than Bo, she preferred people to dogs; she was a loud and sloppy drinker; and despite being a Portuguese Water Dog, she hated getting wet.

But as far as our family was concerned, she was pretty much perfect, and for thirteen years, she would be by our side – always loyal, always sweet, always ready for adventure, still fiery and gorgeous till the very end of her days.

We will miss her terribly, and imagine she’s with her big brother now, making sure he’s okay.

[Vee 🦇 @lovelyvalisa]

cash back

[Cash App @CashApp]

pay by magic
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