bae bey

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

Pyramids aren’t real. They lose their power and influence completely, just operate on that fact if you’re a worker or some type of angel.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

Love corporation, with baby.
Gangster company/corporation.
Pick which one I should name my consulting business.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

I also am going to take your roofs, at least here in my home town, but only if you try to tell me that you can’t see through a pyramid, because you can.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

Hello! This is your dad speaking. Everyone calls me dad, or mom depending on the day, even as a dude. Please hire me, I’m a fucking ASSASSIN in the White House as president of the United Safe, give me your vote and I promise you that you’ll have access to the safe.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

We’re all gonna end up getting locked in a safe that you can see through but can’t get out of. At least we’ll all be together 😇 one big happy family/ we also start sucking in other nations, come join us in the safe 😇

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

5.65% average unemployment rate, this coming year hopefully, they said they give me 5 years and if I can’t make it work I might end up at the literal fucking bottom of it, the first slave of many more to come 😇

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

The average value of every American’s body and output regarding work lies on average around 7 million last I checked. Thats how much you’re worth. Sick how they put value on human bodies and their output. But I guess it’s good to have a measure. We’re ahead of many countries.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

Your body in and of itself is also worth money, which is fucked up, but the healthier you are, the more valuable you are. Can’t evade making, losing, and maintaining money at every millisecond. :)

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

Trillion; billions of dollars within the matter of minutes to hours. Shut the whole thing down, leave it be as is, or try to force every single person to work, immediately. Re-enact slavery. Just kidding! 😇

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

Because even doing nothing can generate you money somehow; people are constantly making money and losing it. You’ll land on the mark. Or else you don’t receive profit/revenue. You’re always employed and all at the same time, or not at all, and you can spend minutes losing

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

I literally am a Mormon and I don’t believe in hell sooo/I was able to wipe it out and now we all go to “a difficult situation” together 😇 one happy family. 😇 does anyone wanna experience my planets? The Mormons said I could have them. I don’t need those hoes tho they need me.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

Lucrezia. Lu - crezia. Light and craziness/insanity. In Latin I believe??? Yea. Literally me.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

I am a Mormon not a catholic. And I don’t believe in hell. I just believe in “a difficult situation”, and difficult means difficult. As of now… we all go together 😇 one big happy family. 😇

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

Reading and making fun of the Bibles while taking hits of noz, super high off molly, you hear both God and Satan talking to you at the same time on accident. They’re both fucking haters fool. You’re Mexican, that means you don’t believe in either/ catholic bitch. HELL.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

If you can and you’re able to make me work, then you win the bet and a prize. You can then taste the most yummy and fun piece of paper that you’d ever had in your life. Literally the best. Make fun of the Bible. Mormons. Hell. Etc. try guessing what religion I am a part of??

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

Winner gets to command the pope for 5 minutes straight after an attempt. I was pope for some time I believe as well. So let’s see if you can command me.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

@67409_so I can’t tell… maybe? What do you think? Genuinely.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

I worked my ass off and I’m excited for a new job, hopefully somewhere where I can socialize and be around people my own age, make connections. All jobs are good, even if you’re a garbage man, you’re still working and contributing to the health of the country.

[bae bey @lovepsychobat]

You invested fully in unemployment benefits for the entire country, also for the starbucks. People will work and others will not. In the end you will come out with profit and much revenue. Yes I did die while working, I worked 2.5-3y straight as a